Hey buddy, it's called "slimfast"

<p>you might wanna consider it.</p>

<p>a) why are my posts always deleted? i have 0 posts, this is saddening me. ;(</p>

<p>b) how do you convince your parents/guardians to get you something when they won’t let you get a job and they’re kinda psychotic and you have no money? preferably something electronic . .
i don’t really want to go as low as the ‘stealing’ route and become a criminal, so a fast solution would be great.</p>

<p>r-e-s-p-e-c-t
find out what it means to me
easy as 1 2 3
or simple as do re mi</p>

<p>Have you only posted in the Cafe? Posts in the College Confidential Cafe and the Parent Cafe aren’t included in your post count.</p>

<p>POSTS IN THE CAFE DO NOT COUNT AS REGULAR POSTS FOR YOUR POST COUNT TOTAL.</p>

<p>my my. that’s kinda…um…straightforward :)</p>

<p>for b), plead plead plead plead you parents for ages. That’s what I do to my parents and at the end, whether it takes 10min or 6 months, I usually get what I want. (except for a puppy. I’ve asked for a puppy since i was 6 and I even got them to sign a contract that they’ll get one for me when I turn 7. They broke the contract. I could sue them)</p>

<p>2 years old baby!</p>