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Colleges & Universities University of Chicago
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<p>What can i do for you?</p>

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<p>I need about 200k USD for my scholarship. :)</p>

<p>And happy new year would be nice too.</p>

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<p>You’ll have to settle for 14 USD.</p>

<p>And a moderately happy new year.</p>

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<p>Heh, humble man…</p>

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<p>I could also give you a massage or something, I suppose.</p>

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<p>Hey if you’re willing to give me $14 I’ll take it.</p>

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<p>Sorry, I don’t help secret asians.</p>

<p>Or regular asians.</p>

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<p>Haha .</p>

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<p>Honey, I think you already know what you can do for me =). </p>

<p>(this is, of course, making an assumption about your gender…)</p>

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<p>can you read and proofread some essays tonight?</p>

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<p>I’m a guy, did you assume correctly?</p>

<p>No, no I cannot. Being that it’s New Years Eve.</p>

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<p>Could you please clean my desk?</p>

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<p>well what about reading them today or tomorrow?</p>

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<p>Send me an essay. I shall attempt to read and proofread if you so desire.</p>

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<p>Hey .</p>

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<p>DualSpace - No, but only because I don’t want to.</p>

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<p>Go back in time and prevent me from wasting four years of my life</p>

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<p>Are you a fourth year?</p>