<p>Heres a candy bar. No. Im withholding it. Look at me. Getting off.</p>
<p>I am not quite sure how to take that</p>
<p>It’s his glasses. They make him look like a lizard.</p>
<p>No sugar for you. You just get more awful.</p>
<p>This thread has been officially derailed.</p>
<p>*her. Misogynist pig</p>
<p>Edit: I saw what you did there</p>
<p>If thats a veiled criticism of me, I wont hear it and I wont respond to it.</p>
<p>Okay, I’m done.</p>
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<p>See, now I take you even less seriously.</p>
<p>@Repede I’m sorry I derailed a thread on college confidential. Let’s talk some more about college, maybe that will fix it.
Or we could talk about your misogynistically piggy ways, that works too</p>
<p>@collegeluva Your posts honestly confuse me a lot, and since I’m a bona-fide genius that’s saying something</p>
<p>Did anyone else hear a whoosh sound go over catchtwentythree’s head?</p>
<p>…You’re now on my X List.</p>
<p>Better watch out</p>
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<p>Your mom lets you bring your laptop to the kitchen?</p>
<p>@catchtwentythree, All of my quotes after I offered to quote Lucille Bluth were in fact quotes from Lucille Bluth. You would behoove you to watch Arrested Development. It changes lives.</p>
<p>@repede
Sure. That’s where I hide the bodies.</p>
<p>You’re next, I think there’s room to spare in the oven</p>
<p>@college Thanks but Mr. White has already changed my life. I will never look at teachers the same way again</p>
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<p>Sorry, I’m not Jewish.</p>
<p>…too far…</p>
<p>Life Lesson #1:
When in doubt, don’t make Holocaust jokes.</p>
<p>@catchtwentythree, I am currently working on letting Mr. White change my life. This could go both ways. We could both learn and both be happy people.</p>
<p>Also, that is an excellent life lesson.</p>
<p>True that.</p>
<p>Although to be fair, my mother does have some excellent recipes for baked pork chops</p>
<p>It’s been more than 22.3 years so it’s alright.</p>