Yeah, but for a number of stupid reasons, I’m not allowed to get apps.
There’s always IRC? We can all hop on freenode.
What’s IRC?
In regards to the group chat, PM either @Giovuhnni, @IrrationalPepsi, or me with your Kik name, and we will add you. @awesomepolyglot Aww that sucks that you can’t get a Kik…
Also, what is IRC @OMPursuit ?
IRC is Internet Relay Chat! It’s sort of an old protocol.
Basically, it’s an online chatroom in its simplest form. IRC clients connect to a server, and the users can just talk.
Clients are available for EVERYTHING. There are paid clients and open-source clients. It’s on any platform you can imagine (including browser-based).
We can just hop on a big server (like Freenode), start a channel, and start talking! 
I’m so happy
I meant to ask for a houseplant (maybe an orchid or bromeliad or something) for Christmas, but forgot. My granddad got me a bonsai and it’s sitting on my desk and it’s adorable 
Merry Christmas everyone 
Merry Christmas, if you’re into that kind of thing 
Merry Christmas to anyone celebrating, if you’re not celebrating, happy Friday
MERRY CHRISTMAS! What were your favorite gifts?!
Mine were my all-black high top converse, grey ugg boots, lululemon shorts, and Iphone 6s! Yes I know I’m kinda materialistic

I’m materialistic too!!!
I got a hammock, a couple shirts, an ATC, 2 pairs of socks, new pajama pants, a lot of gift cards that will soon turn into music and books, and a puzzle. I’m really excited for the hammock and books.
What’s an ATC?
I got candy and headbands, I went over to my friend’s house and there was so much food and it was so good, I gain like 10 pounds.
An ATC is a belay device.
I hate spending time with my family
why 
They’re honestly so annoying like Christmas was horrible. Also one of my aunts has a kid and OMG she’s so spoiled and she’s always crying!! I’m like a baby-hater
Hey guys, what do you call a group of chess players bragging in a hotel lobby?
I don’t know, what?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer