hey, so I’m talking to alot of 12s who don’t know what the parties this weekend and what they are about, I can’t remember all of them off the top of my hat, but here is a brief break down:</p>
<p>Wednesday night: (aaaa tonight!)
-Tackies-10 to1- at KDE(sorority between chi gam and sig ep)- This is an awsome and rediculous dance party with more revelry in the huge, cleanish and colorful basement (six pong tables, count em) and one of the few chances you will have to hang out in a sorority as a freshman, do it! (obviously, wear tackie clothing, like cheerleader, lumberjack, and lindsie lohan sun glasses.</p>
<p>-Lingerie-11:30-12:30-Tabard (Co-ed frat to the left of tri-kap)-this is an even where guys and gals get up on a runway in groups and dance and strip to sexier undergarments to fun songs and everyone cheers them on, often devolves into a dance party, again a chance as a freshman to play pong and hang out in a house mostly directed towards upperclassmen, also you and friends can join the show, just go up in back and tell them a song you guys want to preform to (frickin’ do it)</p>
<p>Thursday:
-Room to room tails (earlyish)- AXA- green frat towards the end on the right- Who said the frats never gave you nothing tasty? Come to alpha chi and try a diferent awsome mixed drink in each brothers room on the 2nd and 3rd floor of this frat, a fun scene and a great way to pregame/startoff your thursday night</p>
<p>-DJ Enzo dance partay- Sig Ep- Um . . . nuf said? haha, seriously I bet you guys have heard all about it, but this will be great, come dance your ass off to an official sig ep dance party with Trey djing like WOW, also another kick ass sig ep dance party on friday cuz one night is not enough!</p>
<p>Friday: (list form)
-pregame the bonfire on your own (do it)
-run the full 112 laps (like ****ing do it!)
-get sauced again in your dorms
-80’s-Sig Nu-yes, the nerdy frat, but their claim to faim is this one truely AMAZing dance party
-tri kap dance party
-chi gam dance party
-sig ep dance party
-AD toga party
-so much more
-marshmellow roasting on the coals of the bonfire</p>
<p>Saturday:
-something at Herot
-other stuff
-Purple Valley crazy dance party (woo)
-DISCO- Tabard (again Co-ed to the left of tri-kap)- This is 70’s themed crazy dance party, line get long, so come early or climb in trough the window and then rock your **** to close out the weekend!</p>
<p>Sunday:
-obsolving yourself by whatever religion or means you deam apropriate* of all the poor descions you made over an excelent homecoming weekend (sacramental wine makes a great hangover cure. I tell you what, if jesus’s blood really tasted like that, man must have been sloshed all the time, damn)</p>
<p>*I like to slowly delv into my foggy memory on sunday night and then howl at the moon in self pitty, then imediately repress all memories and learn nothing from my mistakes