<p>You’ve all clamored enough for the ultimate Honors vs. RC battle royale. Well…here it is, presented in the most idiotic form possible, an AIM conversation.</p>
<p>Kb54010 vs chibearsfan17</p>
<p>[18:05] kb54010: why don’t you understand that EQ>Squad
[18:06] kb54010: is that difficult…come on now
[18:06] kb54010: you’re a smart kid
[18:06] Chibearsfan17: psh you wish
[18:06] kb54010: that you were a smart kid
[18:06] kb54010: yeah…sometimes i do
[18:06] kb54010: wish and it shall be so
[18:06] kb54010:
[18:07] Chibearsfan17: alright fine play me like htat
[18:07] Chibearsfan17: that*
[18:07] kb54010: you should have seen that…you’re dealing w/ a pre-law over here
[18:07] kb54010:
[18:08] Chibearsfan17: you dont win cases on ridiculous arguments
[18:08] Chibearsfan17: i think it just *<strong><em>es off the judge
[18:08] Chibearsfan17: but what do i know
[18:09] kb54010: yeah…i would never go in front of a judge arguing that south quad is better than east quad
[18:09] kb54010: it’d *</em></strong> the judge off
[18:09] kb54010: and that i do know
[18:10] Chibearsfan17: i give up</p>
<p>[18:10] kb54010: i think i have to post this convo
[18:11] kb54010: its too funny to keep secret
[18:11] Chibearsfan17: if you emjoy self-incrimination. I’m not pre-law but I’m pretty sure the 5th amendment says you don’t have to post it if you don’t want
[18:11] Chibearsfan17: booya sucka
[18:13] kb54010: haha
[18:13] kb54010: i missed that part
[18:13] kb54010: lol
[18:13] kb54010: sorry
[18:13] kb54010:
[18:13] Chibearsfan17: of the 5th amendment?
[18:14] kb54010: no
[18:14] kb54010: of the convo
[18:14] Chibearsfan17: of the post?
[18:14] kb54010: yep
[18:14] kb54010: lol
[18:14] Chibearsfan17: you have to edit now
[18:14] kb54010: oh…do I
[18:14] kb54010: is that the case
[18:14] kb54010: …or what?
[18:14] Chibearsfan17: or else i can use this as blackmail for your political compaigns
[18:14] Chibearsfan17: that you take stuff out of context
[18:14] kb54010: bring it sweetcheeks
[18:14] kb54010: hahahah
[18:14] Chibearsfan17: hey man, your conscience should be punishment enough for this one
[18:14] Chibearsfan17: if you hvae one
[18:15] kb54010: psssh
[18:15] kb54010: i’m in the RC
[18:15] kb54010: we’re all godless heathens
[18:15] kb54010:
[18:16] Chibearsfan17: Not to mention I hear THC is harmful to perception of things like the conscience</p>
<p>lol…don’t worry about it. This isn’t serious. Its chibears and my attempt to bring some levity to the board. You high schoolers are all so serious!</p>
<p>serious? nah, just confused and way too brainwashed by the whole “this will decide the rest of your life” crap that the counselors feed us every day. I take it you’re in RC? Mind giving me some info on how the whole honors/RC thing works? It says on my admit that I’m in residential college but I’ve heard so much talk of Honors. Is one better than the other or doesn’t it matter much?</p>
<p>You get about the same mix of cool kids and nerds in honors as you do in any other place, trust me. And it appears this RC/honors rivalry has gotten pretty intense. At 10:15 this morning, KB passed me on the way to the Union and didn’t even say hi. I’m forced to conclude that either he’s taking this rivalry thing way too seriously or that the mind-altering chemicals floating around east quad have finally gotten the best of him and that he now walks around in some sort of trance where he is incapable of recognizing friends. It’s quite sad, really.</p>
<p>NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!. OMGOMGOMGOM… I didn’t notice you AT ALL…i’m sorry. lol. I had my ipod in…that happens all the time. </p>
<p>Chibears…you KNOW i love you…you and your warcraft. O:-)</p>
<p>The RC Honors rivalry doesn’t exist…we ALL love eachother. Chibears loves me, and I love chibears (only because the residual pot smoke makes me high…but its still love nonetheless!)</p>
<p>For the record, I’ve never played an online video game in my life. It’s for those other weirdos. Just to prove how cool honors is: 4th Taylor is my honors hall and we have an IM basketball team. We’re in the ResHall league, and we’re currently 4-0 (I’m the manager, coach, and one of the many star players on the team). We won in the first round of the playoffs yesterday 73-16. This isn’t isolated; we average a margin of victory of 36.5 points and have more than doubled our opponent’s score in every game. So for anyone out there who thinks honors kids are nerds…we aren’t. in fact, we’re better basketball players than any other residence hall out there (save west quad on the floor with the bball players, luckily they aren’t allowed to play IM). Who would have thunk that the best ResHall team (by far, might I add) is the freshman honors kids?? huh…I guess we’re cool after all.</p>
