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<p>i can pee standing up - will admissions officers like this talent?</p>

<p>There should be an IQ test to come onto this site.</p>

<p>-sigh- … Go ahead and write your essay over that one, and let us know how it turns out. :)</p>

<p>As a talent… maybe. Depends on your gender. </p>

<p>As a biological trait… given the female-male ratio imbalance shown at some colleges, your chances of acceptance would be significantly greater with a decent application.</p>

<p>I think this is just the pressure getting to someone. Better goofy posts than other alternatives to dealing with stress.</p>

<p>No…Gryffon has a point, if this girl can pee standing up then that’s mad legit. No joke.</p>