https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/wp/2015/09/03/how-are-you-parenting-wrong/
I particularly like “OUTSOURCE HELICOPTER PARENTING” and “TIGER ATTACHMENT PARENTING”
Near the bottom of the list- Kafka. Aren’t all teens vermin who thankfully lock themselves in their rooms? I still shudder when I hear about Kafka or Metamorphosis- HS honors English was over 4 decades ago!