How can i become an "alpha male," so i can get the 8-10/10 girls?

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<p>i’m sexually frustrated and tired of failure with girls. I’ve been hearing you HAVE to be the “alpha male,” if you want to get all the attractive girls (8-10/10s). I’d say i’m average to pretty good looking, so how do i become alpha? i want to sleep with as many girls as i can next fall. I’m only looking for inputs from 8-10/10 girls, or guys who have experience. </p>

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<p>Liquid confidence.</p>

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<p>u serious, i thought this was only in movies (american pie)</p>

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<p>Do not feed the ■■■■■</p>

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<p>^ But he is so hungry!</p>

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<p>watch LOTS of dos equis commercials. learn to live vicariously through yourself</p>

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<p><a href=“http://i.imgur.com/JpK3c.gif[/url]”>http://i.imgur.com/JpK3c.gif&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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<p>Go to Teen Misc or the OG Misc on BB.com, they would be more than happy to assist you.</p>

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<p>This is sad.</p>

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<p>These are your options: </p>

<p>Enlarge your ‘member’ and/or your muscles, paying special attention to the strongest one in the human body
Keep your pimp hand strong
Wear axe (and Ed Hardy clothes)
Grow ironic facial hair (or at the very least, a handlebar mustache)
Grind on random CT girls at the club (and then accuse them of being prejudiced against Asian males)
Eat granola, but don’t floss
Generally step ya’ game up (by eating the “Jamie Lee Curtis” yogurt)</p>

<p>Pick any/all of these choices, and you’ll be getting more tail than…what/who(m?)ever gets a lot of tail. Good luck, godspeed, and bless you, Ultima!</p>

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There can be only one alpha male in the pack; you must single him out and do battle. </p>

<p>To the death.</p>

<p>In the meantime, continue numerically ranking fellow human beings; if that won’t work wonders for you, nothing will.</p>

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<p>I took these pills that made me larger and more confident. </p>

<p>take ur flintstones bro</p>

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<p>I really like the responses. This is fun!</p>

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<p>I recommend The Mystery Method.</p>

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<p>Last time I checked to become the Alpha you need to get rid of the old one…thank you Discovery Channel!</p>

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<p>[Do</a> this](<a href=“http://www.schollphoto.com/gallery/albums/mammals/rams-fighting-072-13.jpg]Do”>http://www.schollphoto.com/gallery/albums/mammals/rams-fighting-072-13.jpg)</p>

<p>If your horns are big enough though you might be able to just scare him away without any contact</p>

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<p>You just have to be born as an alpha male. If you’re not already scoring hotties, you can forget about it:)</p>

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<p>You could also wear lots of red, then inhale and hold it in and try to make yourself look more intimidating to him…that might scare him off</p>