So let’s share all the silly ways we picked our colleges in a time before all of the information was at our fingertips.
My mom was the Dean at our local community college, so I probably had more resources than most as to what schools were out there. She handed me a list of schools that offered my major, along with a printout of my SAT scores, class rank, and a copy of Peterson’s Guide to Colleges. I, however, relied on Lisa Birnbach’s Guide to Colleges and The Preppy Handbook (same author). I then sent away for catalogs, and that collection became my bathroom reading for my entire junior year.
My parents gave me the parameters of a 4-hour drive or a $99 flight (Which was almost anywhere, thanks to People’s Express, which just so happened to go out of business right after I flew them for Orientation).
I hated the heat and knew I didn’t want to go to school with a bunch of pageant queens (My picture of any Southern school after reading the Preppy Handbook). I loved skiing and was obsessed with the humor and cozy vibes of The Newhart Show, so I zeroed in on going to a small rural college in New England. UNH was off-limits according to my parents because that’s where my boyfriend was attending.
I was going to apply to Bowdoin, Colby, Bates, Hamilton, and Colgate. Although UVM didn’t fit the small, rural vibe I was going for, it was the #2 party school in the country that year (Yes, I also used Playboy’s Guide to the Best Party Schools List), so it made the list, as well. It also happened to be the year they named it a “Public Ivy,” so my parents thought I was picking it due to its stellar academic reputation
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My first visit was to Alfred University. It wasn’t on my list, but they were calling me non-stop (back when they still did those things), so my parents figured they’d give me a lot of money and forced me to visit. I hated it. Then we went to UVM. I thought I’d be overwhelmed by a large school, so I don’t know if it was how beautiful Burlington was and the 5 person suite with it’s own bathroom they showed us, or the fact that Alfred was so gloomy that I thought all small schools might feel that way, but I filled out the ED app as soon as I got home.
A giant book listing every school in the country, Preppy Handbooks and Playboy Party Lists, sending away for catalogs, two visits, one application. That’s how we did it in the days before The Common App, TikTok, and the Internet.