<p>How do you?</p>
<p>There are tons of websites where paid actors take care of the explaining for you. I’d rather not post any links.</p>
<p>You’re welcome.</p>
<p>Once a year, a parent or two (per planned baby) goes to the Great Babel Tree in Salt Lake City, Utah. A few months prior, the parent(s) may enter a lottery for twins, triplets, quadruplets, quintuplets, and, only every other year, sextuplets. Every parent that applies is guaranteed one leaf from the tree, and the multiple baby lottery for anything other than twins is very hard to win. The parent(s) takes a leaf off the tree, and brings it back to their home, or place of residence. The parent(s) place the leaf directly outside their house and wait for an animal to touch it. The first animal who touches it determines the characteristics of the baby, and the baby often retains a few of the animal’s characteristics as well. Around 9 months later, a group of animals who touched your baby’s leaf will deliver your newborn baby(s) to your front door.</p>
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<li>Go to Ebay</li>
<li>Type “babies” on the search engine</li>
<li>Click enter</li>
<li>Voila! Babies</li>
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<p>They came in prices ranging from free to $50 dollars with no warranty but do come in a wide range of colors. No refunds or returns accepted.</p>
<p>The stork. Duh.</p>
<p>Alchemy. . . .</p>
<p>You? You don’t! OOOOOOOH</p>
<p>By the way, you’re on your way, kid. I like you.</p>
<p>By having a good time or possibly a bad time.</p>
<p>By gettin dirty freaky nasty honey boo boo child</p>
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i would do that but [SPOILER] I gave up my alchemy to save my brother [/SPOILER]</p>
<p>how do you think?</p>
<p>When a man and a woman (not a man and a man or a woman and a woman) love each other very much they decide to sleep in the same bed. It gets a little warm under the sheets so they decide to take off their clothing. After some bouncing and tumbling, they go to sleep. Then, they wait 8 months for the baby. That’s how it’s made.</p>