How is my mustard essay?

<p>Congratulations on your acceptance. Did you submit that essay or did you use another? I didn’t like your essay and I read it again and still didn’t like it. But hey, if it worked for you…</p>

<p>No, I didn’t submit that essay. I submitted a different essay with far superior content. The writing style, however, was exactly the same.</p>

<p>ahhh, see, my constructive criticism saved you.</p>