<p>please respond</p>
<p>one, but they might need a chair.</p>
<p>none; they are unable to perform such a task</p>
<p>i’d say about 6
1.the expert in Light Bulbous sciences, this person’ll pick out the most bulbous light bulb
2. the expert in fibre optics, making sure that the light bulb will run most efficiently
3. the expert in electrical engineering to make sure the metal wires are perfectly aligned with the base of the bulb
4. the expert in physics to make sure the rays of light distribute evenly
and
5. oh here is a student from you know where : “WHARTON”, this person will calculate the cost of the light bulb for the factory, then add in the processing fee of the cashier, the production fee of the factory, plus the shipping fee from the 3rd world country. Last, but least, he will mix all international business laws to make everything look fancy.
and finally, they all put their decisions to pick out a Penn worthy lightbulb :), personally, i think this might be how they pick out Penn Acceptees :)</p>
<p>oh, i forgot, they also need a hammer expert, and craftsman from the artdepartment to build them a chair and engineering to teach the installer how to screw it <3</p>
<p>u also need an english major from the college to fill out all the necessary forms and write out the directions that the engineers proscribe</p>
<p>only 1. they call someone to do it for them.</p>
<p>naw, i’ve heard:</p>
<p>One, but they get 6 credits for it. </p>
<p>Hehe :)</p>
<p>one is a he or her not a they</p>
<p>This joke is supposed to be about Tufts. The answer then is:</p>
<p>Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to b-tch about he didn’t get into an ivy league school.</p>
<p>1 to notice that his light bulb has gone out
2 to find the frat guy who knows where the bulb is
3 to revive the frat guy from his drunken stupor and find the bulb
4 to get approval from the pres while carrying him on his shoulders(hey day)
2 to find the socket
1 to ditch class and screw it in
25 to claim they could have done it like any other school (cough cough HYPS)
50 to attack any ccers who would claim that penn didnt do it like other schools would(see other thread on Wharton Jr.)</p>
<p>lol, plmok, i was going to say that too.</p>
<p>6.02x10^23</p>
<p>haha faux. avogadro’s number. better yet: 42.</p>
<p>College Student Light Bulb Jokes</p>
<p>How many Princeton students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>Two—one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Brown students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>Eleven—one to change the light bulb and ten to share the
experience.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>None—Hanover doesn’t have electricity.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Cornell students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>Two–one to change the light bulb and one to crack under the
pressure.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Penn students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>Only one, but he gets six credits for it.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Columbia students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>Seventy-six–one to change the light bulb, fifty to protest
the light bulb’s right to not change, and twenty-five to hold
a counter-protest.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Yale students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>None–New Haven looks better in the dark.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>One–he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him
</code></pre>
<p>How many MIT students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>Five --one to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs
changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Boston
using that nuked light bulb, two to install it, and one to
write the computer program that controls the wall switch.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Middlebury students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>Five–one to change the light bulb and four to find the perfect
J. Crew outfit to wear for the occasion.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Stanford students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>One, dude.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Oberlin students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>Three–one to change it and two to figure out how to get high
off the old one.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Georgetown students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>Four–one to change it, one to call Congress about their
progress, and two to throw the old bulb at American U. students.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Auburn students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>A whole frat–but only one of them is sober enough to get the
bulb out of the socket.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Williams students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>The whole student body–when you’re snowed in, there’s nothing
else to do.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Tufts students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>Two–one to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he
did it as well as an Ivy League student.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Sarah Lawrence students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>Five–one to change the bulb and four to do an interpretive
dance about it.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Duke students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A whole frat – but only one of them is sober enough to get the
bulb out of the socket. </p>
<p>How many Swarthmore students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>Eight–It’s not that one isn’t smart enough to do it, it’s
just that they’re all violently twitching from too much stress.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Mount Holyoke students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>One–she calls a Smithie to do it.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Boston University students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>Four–one to change the bulb and two to check his math homework.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Amherst students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>Thirteen–one to change the bulb and an a capella group to
immortalize the event in song.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Wesleyan students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>Wesleyan’s boycotting GE . . . you know, military-industrial
complex and all that.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Connecticut College students does it take to change a light </p>
<p>bulb?</p>
<pre><code>Two–one to change the bulb and one to complain about how if
they were at a better school the light bulb wouldn’t go out.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Bucknell students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>One–but he’ll only change it if he can put in a white-light
bulb.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Bowdoin students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>Three–one to ski down to the general store and buy the bulb,
one to take the chairlift back to school, and one to screw
it in.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Barnard students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>One–but she’ll only do it if it’s an alternative light bulb.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Boston College students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>Seven–one to change the light bulb and six to throw a party
because he didn’t screw it in upside down this time.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Reed students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>One–and she doesn’t even need a ladder because she has
platform Birkenstocks.
</code></pre>
<p>How many USC students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>Two–one to complain about having to do it and the other to
pay the maid to do it.
</code></pre>
<p>How many UCSD students does it take to change a light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>Eight–one to change it and seven to haul the surfboards,
rollerblades and bicycles out of the way to get to it.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Loyola Marymount University students does it take to change a</p>
<p>light bulb?</p>
<pre><code>One–as long as she prays hard enough.
</code></pre>
<p>How many Occidental College students does it take to change a light</p>
<p>bulb?</p>
<pre><code>None–the 90210 tech crew are very touchy about their set
</code></pre>