<p>how do you do this?
post funny suggestions</p>
<p>become a robot. not funny, but it’s practical.</p>
<p>true. you could also have an operation to rip your heart out…</p>
<p>oh, or you could become so narcissistic you couldn’t fathom every needing/caring about anyone else.</p>
<p>I read a story where this dude was secretly doing this laday and the father found out and literally ripped out his heart, so she put seeds in it and grew basil in it</p>
<p>Don’t make yourself vulnerable.</p>
<p>Don’t fall in love. Duh.</p>
<p>Exactly. </p>
<p>10 char</p>
<p>However, you have to have your heart broken sometime…If you don’t have horrible moments with love then you’ll never realize how great the good ones truly are…</p>
<p>Eh…not necessarily. But it’s not worth an argument.</p>
<p>I absolutely agree with trumpetgirl.</p>
<p>You have to risk getting hurt to completely fall in love with somebody.</p>
<p>A virgin alarm, a la Spaceballs.</p>
<p>It’s programmed to go off before you do.</p>
<p>I read in someone’s away message a looooooooong time ago that love is giving someone the ability to break your heart, but trusting them not to. That’s stayed with me ever since, and I think I agree. But I don’t think someone has to have had a broken heart to feel the true happiness of love. The first love is usually one of the most intense and exciting for people.</p>
<p>I’m glad you like it :)</p>
<p>Love is watching someone die. So just don’t watch anyone die.</p>
<p>hmm… make urself unapproachable maybe…</p>
<p>at least, thats what im trying to do.</p>
<p>just … don’t look interested. then, they’ll leave you alone and move on to someone else.</p>
<p>Guide to avoiding heartbreak…</p>
<ol>
<li><p>Remove yourself of all material possessions. This includes but is not limited to clothing, computers, electronics, video games, televisions, DVDs, bubble wrap, porn, et cetera.</p></li>
<li><p>Write a note to your friends and family saying why you did what you did.</p></li>
<li><p>Fly a plane to the Congo or the Amazon</p></li>
<li><p>Be a hermit.</p></li>
<li><p>If you happen to fall in love with an animal and later want to break up with him, it’s OKAY to cheat on him. He doesn’t care.</p></li>
</ol>
<p>^in books I’ve read, the hermit that meets a girl always ends up being sketchy and doing it with her</p>
<p>Day 3, Story 10 - Il Decameron, and a hermit in Orlando Furioso pretty much rapes Angelica while she is sleeping</p>
<p>hahaha
yay cheering me up of my broken heart</p>
<p>wear a shirt saying you hate humanity,put on terrifying makeup and ally yourself with the forces of evil. scare everyone into hating you.</p>
<p>Even goths have boyfriends and girlfriends, though.</p>