How to become a cool and tough fraternity man

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<p>After reading the “What makes a nerd” thread, I decided this is just as suitable (or pointless) for a discussion topic. What makes it fun to read is that it’s stupid and entertaining at the same time.</p>

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<p>The language might be unsuitable for young children. Viewer discretion is advised.</p>

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<p>Ooh frat boys. Every girl’s guilty pleasure.</p>

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<p>not mine…</p>

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<p>“Now go back to the quad and resume your hacky sack tourney! I’m not gonna lay down for some frat boy ■■■■■■■ with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love ‘Mr. Plow!’ Oh, you’ve got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is EXACTLY the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at one in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!”
-Stewie, Family Guy</p>

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<p>Had to stop reading after the drugs part. Can’t stand a person who takes drugs.</p>

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You are very smart!</p>

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<p>eggo rofls</p>

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<p>Hahahaha! How did you manage to quote that?! I’ve watched that episode at least four times now, and have just now been able to understand up to the “downloaded Simpsons episode” part. Good stuff, there :D</p>

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<p>That was one of the funniest articles I’ve ever read. And it made me realize how cool and tough I am. And how much an ******* I must come off as :(</p>

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<p>Haha, I found it somewhere on the internet. I’m not <em>that</em> good. ;)</p>

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<p>the part about how to dress cool and tough (aka fratty) is wrong.</p>

<p>check out <a href=“http://www.fratty.net%5B/url%5D”>www.fratty.net</a> for a real guide to frattiness</p>

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<p>Well the easiest way is to pay some strangers a couple of hundred dollars a month!</p>

<p>Be careful though, if payment stops, you will be blackballed…for life!</p>

<p><a href=“http://www.keenefx.com%5B/url%5D”>www.keenefx.com</a></p>

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<p>This might help: <a href=“Error”>Error;

<p>That girl is a goddess on this earth for those two articles.</p>

<p>This other one is a pdf with pics: <a href=“http://www.perversityweekly.net/howtobecool.pdf[/url]”>http://www.perversityweekly.net/howtobecool.pdf&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;