<p>Parents, this is just made out of fun 
The Top 5 Ways to Become Just Like A College Confidential Parent
5. Start refering to brothers and sisters as b’s and s’s now, by the way dad’s are now refered to as d’s and mom’s as m’s
4. Create a new name that includes your sex in it and some random other word such as LightningBoy or GirlWithMarkers
3. When someone new joins the board you must greet them as if they are your long lost twin even though you don’t know anything about them
2. Let college confidential take over your life so much so that your occupation changes from student to college confidential poster
And the number one way to be just like a college confidential parent is:
Write very very very very very long reviews of colleges that you have absolutely no authority on :)</p>
<p>That’s pretty good, but I have a feeling the moderators are going to have something to say about this.</p>
<p>But its only out of fun as I said and its in the Cafe- where anything goes! :)</p>
<p>“2. Let college confidential take over your life so much so that your occupation changes from student to college confidential poster”</p>
<p>some students on CC are like this already. no need to be a parent.</p>
<p>“Write very very very very very long reviews of colleges that you have absolutely no authority on”</p>
<p>some of the parents are actually helpful though.</p>
<p>Yes, I agree, but by accident I stumbled upon this one horrendous review by this parent that was horrendous and he/she wrote a few more and they were not the truth at all, but someone distorted…
Just remember that it is all fun and games, I don’t want it to hurt anyone specifically so if it does, MrRoger is allowed to delete it</p>
<p>if they let the thread “i have an issue” exist, they will have absolutely no problem with this thread. There is a reason for an off topic forum</p>
<p>Nice job, Hopkinslax!</p>
<p>Haha, some of you are too critical. That was hilarious.</p>