How to get into Brown University guaranteed?

<p>How to get into Brown University guaranteed?</p>

<p>You can’t.</p>

<p>Have your parents buy a building there.</p>

<p>I believe everybody agrees no one is guaranteed to get into Ivies.
Maybe if you were six years old and as wise as Einstein at his 50s, but that’s probably not possible.
Don’t give up though, I’m not saying you’re not getting in.</p>

<p>34 ACT and can throw a football 50 yards with pinpoint accuracy should do it.</p>

<p>you should get high points at SAT (min. 660 points at reading min.660 points at mat and min, 670 points at writing)</p>

<p>Cancer isn’t cured yet. If you change that, you’re in.</p>

<p>Buy the university. </p>

<p>Is your dad the trustee?</p>