How would YOU effectively explain the disappearance of a [non-existent] girlfriend?

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<p>Much better, Oivoiv. :)</p>

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<p>50 Ways to Lose Your Lover.</p>

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<p>“I’m an engineer”</p>

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<p>University of Central Florida (orlando) - Well, princesses being put under spells and locked in towers, encased in glass boxes, or sleeping in castles is a common problem here…</p>

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<p>University of Alaska Anchorage – stomped by a moose</p>

<p>This is my favorite, though:</p>

<p>U of Alabama: She was abducted by Brent Musburger.</p>

<p>Have you seen “Dumb Ways to Die”? If not google it. It’s a public service announcement by the rail system in Australia. My friends with boys ages 7-12 say their boys sing it constantly.</p>

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<p>Harvey Mudd: Got crunched by numbers</p>

<p>San Diego State: Drowned in beer.</p>

<p>Stanford: Got swallowed up by a dot com.</p>

<p>Pitzer: Went up in a cloud of smoke with her friend Mary Jane.</p>

<p>Pomona: We looked for her all over at Cal Poly and couldn’t find her.</p>

<p>UCLA: I think she’s still looking for a parking spot.</p>

<p>UC Irvine: Died of boredom.</p>

<p>Oberlin: Got killed by Cobrat for wearing Prada.</p>

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<p>Washington State University - she was exploring the steam tunnels and found an un-mapped branch</p>

<p>University of Washington - she found a worm hole from Red Square to the other Red Square</p>

<p>Lewis and Clark - she just stepped into the ravine for a quick toke</p>

<p>University of Portland - wandered too close to the drop-off</p>

<p>University of Oregon - "You know where the bike path crosses under the I5 construction zone? "</p>

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<p>UC Riverside – Transfered to UCSB
UCSB – Transfered to UC Berkeley
UC Berkeley – Got killed by Organic Chem</p>

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<p>U of Texas: She accepted a Willie Nelson Horticulture Research fellowship, and was sent to Jamaica for field work.</p>

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<p>UChicago – overdosed on fun </p>

<p>edit: Going back, I see someone already got UChicago, LOL.</p>

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<p>Goucher College… was attacked by a Zombie</p>

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<p>University of Texas at Austin-She was gored to death by Bevo.</p>

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<p>As long as we’re playing the mascot card:</p>

<p>West Virginia: She’s shacked up in a log cabin with that mascot dude with the musket.</p>

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<p>MIT- She was doing advanced work on the space-time continuum and poof! she was sucked into an alternate universe.</p>