<p>Dear CC friends and enemies whose children I shall devour,</p>
<p>I applied ED to Penn and got in. But I really wanted to go to Middlebury. Three years and thousands of tissues later, I decided I may want to purchase a middlebury sweatshirt because their language school is banging and they too have a waspy name Penn does not. Pros? Cons? More Cornell hating?</p>
<p>bend a dick???(sounds like something Eva would do…see tha $300 prostitute thread)…sorry…I just coasted on your joke legendofmax, and to top it off, mine was terrible.</p>