I am Benedick Arnold

<p>Dear CC friends and enemies whose children I shall devour,</p>

<p>I applied ED to Penn and got in. But I really wanted to go to Middlebury. Three years and thousands of tissues later, I decided I may want to purchase a middlebury sweatshirt because their language school is banging and they too have a waspy name Penn does not. Pros? Cons? More Cornell hating?</p>

<p>What is the Vox Populi.</p>

<p>worthless prefrosh</p>

<p>Benedict*
[Benedict</a> Arnold - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia](<a href=“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benedict_Arnold]Benedict”>Benedict Arnold - Wikipedia)</p>

<p>I think he knows it’s Benedict. He was just being crass.</p>

<p>Eggs benedick = delicious</p>

<p>Erm, am I missing out on some sort of Penn inside joke?</p>

<p>jk i love penn. </p>

<p>middlebury is good too, for a safety. for rizzle.</p>

<p>crass…psssh</p>

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<p>haha. good one. not.</p>

<p>Been a dick?</p>

<p>bend a dick???(sounds like something Eva would do…see tha $300 prostitute thread)…sorry…I just coasted on your joke legendofmax, and to top it off, mine was terrible.</p>