Im guessing you failed most if not all your courses at Sarah Lawrence.
If your parents are willing to throw big money while you “figure yourself out,” other suggestions may be…
College of Idaho. They have the PEAK program which requires 1 major, 3 minors.
Cornell College. 1 class at a time. Even if you hate the class, it lasts basically 3 weeks.
Colorado College. Block scheduling. Classes in the morning. Hands on work in the afternoon.
Kalamazoo College. Their K Plan could be perfect for you.