<p>I have Spring Break this week, so my mom took me to the library. I bet you know this will be an odd story now, eh?</p>
<p>She loves for me to read the classics, and doesn’t care if I want to or not. So I picked one, just one book to satisfy her need to keep me occupied. That book? Madame Bovary.
“No, not enough. Get more.”
I come back, armed with another book, Anna Karenina.
“I am not coming back here during the week. Get more.”
So I come back again, with a book with such ridiculous proportions that there is no way in heck that she’ll want me to get more.
“I guess we can come back for more on Saturday then. Okay, let’s go.”</p>
<p>Not that I hate reading, severely to the contrary. But I don’t want to do anything this week. Oh well. Tell it Tolstoy.</p>
<p>Interesting. </p>
<p>I am reading The Road to Reality : A Complete Guide to the Laws of the Universe - 1136 pages of pwn4g3. It’ll keep me occupied over Spring Break. 
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<p>. . . Have fun. :D</p>
<p>Together in enjoyment.</p>
<p>My God, I have no life.</p>
<p>For Chaos: [Nas</a> was right.](<a href=“Loading...”>Loading...) Hip hop is dead.</p>
<p>What? It’s in print already? I thought the roomful of monkeys would take a lot longer than that to type it out…</p>
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<p>Hey, look, it’s me! How did you know I made the Guinness World Records? ;)</p>
<p>I have ESP. And you misspelled pwnage, you n00b.</p>
<p>I blame childhood obesity.</p>
<p>Eating Paleo is the answer to obesity.</p>
<p>It makes sense. I would go off on an assignment for 6-8 months and eat what was basically a Paleo diet (basically what I could get my hands on…I never thought of it in those terms) and then I’d come back here for a stint and pile on the weight even though I watched calories. And I felt like crap, too. Since applying my eating habits from when I was “roughing it” to everyday life here in the States, I now see that the diet I had when I was roughing it was far more filling and satisfying and healthful than the crap we let Madison Ave. and the big supermarkets foist on us…and our kids.</p>
<p>Does the English version also has 20% of text French?</p>