I didn't do my Homework because...

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<p>because im lazy</p>

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<p>my bag was stolen by a herd of angry kangaroos.</p>

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<p>I accidentally set it on fire.</p>

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<p>My printer was really an IED.</p>

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<p>I hate this class</p>

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<p>because i didn’t HAVE any! :)</p>

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<p>because school sucks.</p>

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<p>… i had to watch kid nation…and jeopardy…and listen to music…and sleep</p>

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<p>BECAUSE I HATE CALCULUS, and I’m going to procrastinate and BS the answers at approximately 12:45 tonight (this morning?).</p>

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<p>…because in Mother Russia, homework does <em>you</em>.</p>

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<p>because …

  1. It’s all easy/dumb/pointless!
  2. I’d rather read my book
  3. I’m doing college stuff
    or the best reason (and most likely)
    .
    …
    …
  4. I wanted to nap!</p>
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<p>because I couldn’t use paper because it would be killing trees which would lead to more CO2 in the atmosphere, causing global warming</p>

33

<p>cause i saw this huge badonkadonk!</p>

34

<p>seinfeld was on…</p>

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<p>Coz, I am SEVERELY DEPRESSED. :frowning: :frowning: I mean EXTREMELY><</p>

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<p>Because you only <em>asked</em> us to do it, meaning we didn’t have to. (This is how one of my former teachers did it. She never assigned homework. She just said “Please, please, do this for me” as if she was begging.)</p>

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<p>in the words of Afroman:</p>

<p>because i got high!</p>

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<p>“because it is easy”
Ahh…I so wish it was the case 4 me. </p>

<p>I dont do homeworks coz my dog loves to eat homeworks. so, I feed my homeworks. (such lame excuse! lol)</p>

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<p>Fruit is better than five more than twelve devided by “F” “E” “PI” which I prefer over my homework. Thus, I instead opted to have a piece of fruit.</p>

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<p>i have a chinese character quiz tomorrow so i’d rather study for that than do western civ reading</p>