I didn't do my Homework because...

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<p>1) my eight ball told me not to</p>

<p>continue…</p>

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<p>I’m getting a feeling that this is a game. So I’m going to take a chance and say:</p>

<ul>
<li>the dog ate it.</li>
</ul>

<p>and if not, I just look like a complete idiot! :D</p>

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<p>this is a game…“100 reasons why I didn’t do my homework”</p>

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<p>a squirrel got into our electric wiring and it fried. So i couldn’t use my computer and I couldn’t see in the dark to write.</p>

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<ol>
<li>You suck.</li>
</ol>

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<ol>
<li>snoopy stole it from me.</li>
</ol>

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<p>im obsessive compulsive</p>

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<p>I was kidnapped by aliens</p>

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<p>my brain only works on weekends</p>

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<p>My parents “accidentally” mailed me to Kyrgyzstan.</p>

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<p>the cat ate it.</p>

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<p>My Trichoplax adhaerens ate it.</p>

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<p>a dinosaur ate my dog that ate my homework :(</p>

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<p>I ate my homework</p>

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<p>because I don’t have homework</p>

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<p>Mahmoud Ahmadinejad came and stole all my pencils last week, saying that they were unholy, in the name of the Grand Ayatollah.</p>

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<p>Because I’m illiterate.</p>

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<p>i thought the assignment was stupid (my #1 reason in high school)</p>

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<p>i didn’t learn vector calculus that well,so I’m reviewing it and consequently, i haven’t started on 3 hw assignments due wednesday</p>

<p>Ben Golub says that the best way to learn something out of class is to learn it while procrastinating on your other assignments :D</p>

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<p>CC distracted me. =p</p>