<p>it ate itself</p>
<p>for the good of mankind</p>
<p>because it’s not graded…</p>
<p>I dont have a home.</p>
<p>im a football player.</p>
<p>homes are for rest, not work.</p>
<p>i got drafted and had to go to iraq</p>
<p>(in all seriousness support our troops)</p>
<p>“See, I totally would have done it, but I was busy trying to seduce your spouse…”</p>
<p>I thought I’d just sleep with you instead.</p>
<p>…your mother said I had enough experience.</p>
<p>homework is for losers.</p>
<p>i was eating paffles instead.</p>
<p>i am black</p>
<p>because i got raped jkjk</p>
<p>because I was reading a thread about homework excuses</p>
<p>Simply because I didn’t feel like doing it. That’s what I tell my teachers all the time, and since it’s a regularity for me to not do my hw, it’s what I find myself saying all the time.</p>
<p>Read only the OP, btw.</p>
<p>I stayed up all night thinking of a good exuse for not doing my homework.</p>