<p>I just received a hand written letter from the Adcom that said “Due to a circulating petition on the campus, signed by over 5000 females, we are accepting you to Stanford University becuase you are just such an amazingly good looking guy… ps… can I can have your number?”</p>
<p>Well, I mean I would be laughing if it was a joke… and if the adcom representative who asked for my number wasn’t a man…</p>
<p>I just wish you all the best of luck, unfortunatly, not all of the human race was endowed by such a wonderful set of muscles, and splendid Fabio-like mop of hair…</p>
<p>In internet lingo… GL, hope you don’t get pwned.</p>
<p>Seriously… excellent… all the better chance of me getting the ladies when I get there. </p>
<p>That seems unlikely though; in my minds, stanford attracts a) california people (better lookin that say people from minnesota (no offense if you are from minnesota anyone, I am sure you are smokin’)), and b) People are smart… but not realllllllly nerdy smart, thus they are not goofy looking.</p>
<p>brown has you send in a picture, they got the right idea</p>
<p>well, im just going off of what my mom and sister say…
sister goes there. My mom was horrified (ok im exaggerating) or at least not impressed by the males.</p>
<p>Ha… well where do you live, anywhere east of the Mississippi; Im willing to make the drive…</p>
<p>But seriously, I’m looking for a school with people who are more like me… willing to have a good time, but work hard and are intelligent as well.</p>
<p>That’s kinda what I see in Stanford. Get your work done… but when it’s done… we don’t have to talk philosophy… we can sit out our butts and just relax…</p>
<p>Ah… but it’s gonna be so tough to get in… excepting divine intervention on par with the Immaculate Conception… I’m gonna end up somewhere else…</p>
<p>Well it could be a long drive cause im way east of the Miss, all the way in Mass. </p>
<p>Dude u and me, thats crazy, like EXACTLY what im looking for; smart people who know how to have fun and don’t just sit in the library all night.</p>