I got boxed!

Colleges & Universities University of Maryland - College Park
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<p>To give you new admits an idea of what goes on on in the Honors program.</p>

<p>So I went to Jersey this weekend to watch a friend’s band perform. I get back to my room, and this is what I see.</p>

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<p>What’s annoying that this was my exact plan to do to him. But now I guess retaliation will just have to be even bigger.</p>

<p>Anyway, congrats to all you admits for 2011, and I look forward to seeing all of you who are attending this summer at your orientations (I’m an OA this year)!</p>

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<p>lol
how did this “battle” start?</p>

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<p>haha what do the boxes say?</p>

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<p>sweet :P</p>

<p>i see “boxes are cool” on one</p>

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<p>I finally got rid of them. I took them to the recycling dumpster out by Elkton. Revenge will be sweet.</p>

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<p>Superglue the insides of his shoes</p>

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<p>go for the half-filled cups of water arranged in a triangle outside his door while he’s inside (saw this one on collegehumor a while back)</p>

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<p>It all started with my roommate and I deciding on a system to avoid awkward walk-ins. If one of us needed the room, we would write “bum it” on the door and then text the other when it was ok to come in. Now one Friday night, I got pretty drunk (be careful with jungle juice, kids) and stumbled back to my room to find “bum it” on the door, and no texts on my phone. It was about 2am, and I wanted to sleep, so I ended up sleeping on the (uncomfortable and cold) floor of my friend Erin’s room. I came back to the room around 8 figuring I could slip in quietly and not wake my roommate and whoever he was with…I came in to find that his bed was empty and made and there was no sign that anyone slept in there. Turns out that he had spent the night taking care of a sick friend, and my friend Ryan had taken it upon himself to trick me.</p>

<p>So about three weeks later, Ryan had gone off to work for a few hours, and I decided to exact a little revenge. With the help of his roommate, I disassembled his bed and scattered the pieces (including the sheets, pillows, comforter) around the floor (and took the bed frame down a floor). I left him a note that said, “BUM IT, *****.” He eventually got all the pieces and reassembled his bed around like 3-4 that morning.</p>

<p>So my plan is in the same vein as my previous joke, but an escalation. I’m going to take apart his bed again and do a better job of scattering the pieces. I’m also going to remove the underbed storage he has. Then I’m going to make a bed with some of the boxes I’ve saved. Then I’m going to dump a few (like 20) cubic feet of packing peanuts on top. Oh, and throw in about 10 pounds of dry ice, so when he comes back, he’ll have no bed and instead will have a lot of **** to clean up, and it’ll be smoking. I’ll probably hide some of his stuff in the dry ice and packing peanuts too. Hope he has fun sleeping on the floor.</p>