I got rejected and am panicking.

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<p>I recently got my rejection letter from Heaven. It was very heartfelt and soothing, but I’m totally bummed about not getting in. Here are my stats, I thought it was a sure thing , but maybe it was my pride that did me in.
Race: Japanese-American
Gender: Male
Holy Points Unweighted: 4.00
Holy Points Weighted: 4.5
Rank: 7,601/6.5 billion
HAT: 2300 (800 Faith, 780 Good Deeds, 720 Actions)</p>

<p>Advanced Prayer Tests:
World Peace 5
Wishing grandma’s ***** better 5</p>

<p>Extracurriculars:
I’ve been a strong Conservative for many years.
Piano
thousands of hours of community service.
I’ve ran cross country for charity, raising thousands of dollars.
I toured with the Village People (thought this was my hook)
a lifetime member of the Christian Scholarship Federation
Captain of the debate team in High school
Member of the NRA
Boys State</p>

<p>My Recommendations were suppose to be very solid. I got one from Chris Farley and my grandma; although I wouldn’t be so sure about my grandma’s recommendation considering what happened to her *****.
I’m thinking of appealing though, it might be a case of Tuft’s syndrome.</p>

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<p>Niiiiice. Haha, no really, that was actually funny. Too bad they’re going to remove or something.</p>

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<p>One of the things you can’t include within your application is humor. Because you sir, have none.</p>

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<p>original.</p>

<p>No worries though…tuition is a small fortune-- especially if you’re one of those old time Catholics who believe in indulgences. I’m sure you’ll enjoy 2 years in purgatory before transferring.</p>

<p>p.s. what’s the bleeped out word?</p>

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<p>lol (10 char)</p>

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<p>Well I got rejected from Hell
Race: African American (ORM)
Gender: Trans
GPA: -4.9
Rank: 6,499,768,772/6.5 billion
HellAT: (800/800/800)
ECs:
President/Secretary/Founder of the Modern Unified Nazis (MUN)
Hook: have killed many peoples (398), including my 4 mothers.</p>

<p>why??</p>

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<p>You had too many redeeming qualities.</p>

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<p>I got rejected from Madison Square garden</p>

<p>Race: African american (ORM)
Excellent Recommendation from 9 gym teachers and Michael Jordan
SAT 200/200/200 < Writing my name points
Rank 1/100< basketball team
oh, you want my school rank? 99,999/100,000</p>

<p>ECs: captain of the basketball team/ Captain of the 2nd basketball team and Founder of the Youth Basketball squad.</p>

<p>It was a shame that I lied saying I founded I-Zod arena in New jersey in hopes of inflating my application.</p>

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<p>Wow .</p>

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<p>kiki, most of these posts are ridiculously hilarious :(</p>

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<p>“Well I got rejected from Hell
Race: African American (ORM)”</p>

<p>HUH? I don’t get it. Why do you think a lot of black people go to hell??? Seriously.</p>

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<p>There’s always reincarnation…it’s like rolling admissions</p>

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<p>lulz .</p>

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…lawl! </p>

<p>All u who got rejected…R. I. P.</p>

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<p>Depends what you mean by “funny…”</p>

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<p>i think the general definition is something provoking laughter
or maybe you prefer to look at the world through an angry lense</p>

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<p>hahahha ha</p>

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<p>Then it is not hilarious.</p>

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<p>You mean it’s not hilarious for you because you probably took it too seriously. :)</p>

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<p>No, I rarely take things too seriously. It just wasn’t that hilarious.</p>