I had a kitten for dinner.

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<p>Mmm… toasty!</p>

<p>[You’re</a> dead now… hahahaha take that sucker!](<a href=“http://webpages.marshall.edu/~mcwhort1/pictures/CUTE_KITTENS020.JPG]You’re”>http://webpages.marshall.edu/~mcwhort1/pictures/CUTE_KITTENS020.JPG)</p>

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<p>You are making my mouth water.</p>

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<p>Shut up or I will turn it into ice and your tongue will fall out and crack into one-million shards of glass! …the sound of 1,000 knives piercing my heart and the roar of a tigress in the Amazonian jungles! RAWRRR!</p>

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<p>I’m Asian…but a vegetarian one ;)</p>

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<p>Shut up…! and [I’m&lt;/a&gt; a British suffragette](<a href=“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmeline_Pankhurst]I’m”>Emmeline Pankhurst - Wikipedia) from several hundred years ago! I am tired of this crap! <em>spits + swallows 1.35 sunflower seeds</em></p>

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<p>Oh and Mr. Kea… I am a cannibal. ;)</p>

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<p>That looks like a Dumbledore cat.</p>

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<p>Quiet fiend or I will sentence you to the gallows! You and your little yellow-bird friend!</p>

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<p>Who else wants to challenge my dinner/supper choices! I dare you… <em>spits</em></p>

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<p>that cat doesn’t seem large enough to feed one person. Are you on a diet fatty?</p>

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<p>Venkat… hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm</p>

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<p>2 Hours What Are You Doing Go Read Omgomgomgogmog</p>

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<p>huh? Also, the kat has nothing to do with cats. It’s a brown person thing.</p>

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<p>you know they make fur products (even stuffed animals) out of a dozen or so of those in china? would you like a coat made from 4 golden retrievers skinned alive? don’t buy fur</p>

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<p>Who else thinks it looks like a Dumbledore cat?</p>

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<p>It looks like it came out of harry potter! ;)</p>