<p>For about ten minutes. At lunch. It included the words “roflcopter”, “lollerskates” “pwnage”, “n00bs”, “h4x0rz” and many other things, and started off with “intarwebz0r!”</p>
<p>It was a lot of fun.</p>
<p>You may have a serious, but treatable, condition known as “1337aphasia”. Signs of the illness are the exactly the ones you’ve described: speaking in 1337 in real life.
In the past, the only effective option for this was electroshock therapy; but this was incredibly painful and often left the patient with a loss of some brain function.</p>
<p>Nowadays, a new therapy is used, called “No-Internet Treatment”. It requires that you avoid using the internet until your behavior returns to normal. Of course, this brings with it “internet withdrawal”, which itself causes some problems…</p>
<p>Lawl. Doesn’t count, we did it on purpose, because it sounded so funny. We were faking leetaphasia.</p>
<p>The internet is a powerful teratogen. An addicted pregnant woman will pass her addiction on to her unborn baby. The withdrawal symptoms are so severe that the baby will die upon birth. I hope you’re happy now, TheOneCurlyFry.</p>
<p>In order for me to be able to get pregnant, I would have to meet people offline :P.</p>
<p>Oh. Well. I hope you’re happy anyways.</p>
<p>I am :D. I actually was out of my room most of today, and when I was in, there were people with me. Now I’m going out again to go to work.</p>
<p>…life!</p>