<p>My reason for putting this up: I feel atleast one bro on here will end up making the same decision in his college years (not necessarily eating 7, maybe more; maybe less). </p>
<p>Regardless, I am in a world of discomfort that began with a seemingly insignificant drunk bet. I am in Austin, Texas with friends from UT, though I do not attend the school. After an awesome night out and having slain one of the prettiest southern gal’s imaginable, my night has taken a turn, to say the least. </p>
<p>I feel though that I can offer wisdom to a select few and tip my hat to those who have written me off as an idiot at the same time.
First, if you find yourself downing whole hot peppers, you better hope and pray for the skinny ones. Those fat little 'penos hit hard with their high seed concentration.
Second, sometimes a small pepper will still get you just as dirty.
Third piece of advice: screw the peppers if you commit to doing something go through with it, with my mouth blazing and a lump of ‘hot coal’ in my chest I forced myself to chew and swallow a seemingly endless array of fiery 'peno seeds.
I feel good about that. It allows me to take proper solace in the fact that yes, I am an idiot for doing so.
Lastly, I have eaten a couple tortillas since then and it has been surprisingly helpful, but I would say I made a mistake drinking milk. It definitely prolonged my suffering. My suggestion, real orange juice, but even then peppers pack a punch. </p>
<p>To all bros who end up messing with the wrong pepper, I concede that you are ballsy and stupid at the same time. By putting yourself in this situation you must remember but one thing… be a champion. If you can eat the pepper swallow it and be good, solid. If you feel like you’re going to puke, don’t. If you are now the center of all of your friends laughing, make the best of it. If you do puke, don’t do it on the floor. Just know that at all moments the best thing to do is champion everything and as far as improvements in decision making, hopefully the sheer heat will teach you. </p>
<p>I am going to go relish in the last beautiful moments of innocent sleep before the 'penos find their way out of my system. For the sake of CC readers all over, I have not brought this point up thus far. BUT, what goes in must come out bro, so weigh that before you decide to consume any whole jalapeno, or 7. </p>