I Just Won School

<p>We got our report cards for our first semester today, the last semester that is counted for ranking purposes. After sitting for 1 1/2 years as #2, I finally moved up to #1. I hate to sound egotistical or obnoxious, and I apologize if I do. I’m just so happy - I needed to vent!</p>

<p>Congratulations! You must feel terrific, and you deserve to!!</p>

<p>Congrats!!! :)</p>

<p>Yay!! :slight_smile: Nice job!!!</p>

<p>congrats!!
you must be so happy =p
I think I’m the reverse of you =(
maybe I go to your school and you took my spot x-(
haha jk</p>

<p>YAAAAAY QWERTULEN!</p>

<p>Here is your VAL celebration:</p>

<p>!<em>@%&#</em>$)(!@)<em>#)!@783)@!()</em>&!@)*#)!@#(@!^#!&(^(!^(@$(!!!
^those are happy noises, not bad words</p>

<p>Congrats from everybody on Princeton board who loves you.</p>

<p>Dang, I guess that I lost school :frowning: I went up 3 spots. I really wish that my school weighted so I would be able to say that I have a more impressive rank, like top 5.</p>

<p>clever, pun on won, one</p>

<p>Now watch out, as the former rank one is going to try and rub you out. A few hints…

  1. Never get in a car before checking the brakes. Pay someone to turn the key before getting in.
  2. Drink water from a personal bottle, do not take free food. Bring your own food to school.
  3. When traveling in the open, run while zigzaging. Take cover and do not expose your head.
  4. Travel in numbers, never go out at night.
  5. Check your mattress for weight controlled explosives.
  6. Don’t answer the phone, ever.
  7. At any explosive sound, dive for the nearest ditch.(if you heard the explosion, it usually means you are alive)
  8. Take’em out before they take you out. Don’t be cheap, hire the best.</p>

<p>Actually, I now have a large supply of rocket-propelled grenades from my 1 1/2-year stint as #2.</p>

<p>congratulations! wish i cud say the same for myself.lol.</p>

<p>Hahahahahahahaa gryffon. Hahaha.
Oh, goodness.
Especially # 3. What is the sal, an alligator?</p>