I want to go to Princeton, Cambridge, Harvard, eradicate world hunger, etc.

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<p>SATs: 2400
SAT IIs:
Chem 800
Bio 800
Spanish 800</p>

<p>Class Rank: 1 out of 123412351554 (big public school in Montana)
GPA: 123/4.0</p>

<p>I spend all my free time studying college books, is that a hook?
I scored in the top 2% on the MCAT, LSAT, and GRE.</p>

<p>APs: 22 (accelerated program since grade 5) got 5s on all.</p>

<p>I have created a lab in my basement for the purposes of solving the great mysteries of the universe, including but not limited to:
The answer to the life, the universe and everything (42… I’ve proved Douglas Adams hypothesis correct)
The existence of God (yes, I’ve concluded he does. Sucks for all you sinners!)
The cause of stupid (it is a defect on chromosome 12, the DUM-422q gene)
I’ve found and contained every particle in the universe, and have in fact, created my own miniature universe. I carry it around in my pocket.
Finally, I have found out what lies at the end of the rainbow, and proven that in fact, the word “gullible” IS written on the wall behind me.</p>

<p>After getting my MD, JD, PhD in everything imaginable, I want to end world hunger and create world peace.</p>

<p>Are my credentials satisfactory, and my ambitions suitable for these colleges?</p>

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<p>Eh, I’m not so sure…I would say work on getting adopted by the nearest family on the Fortune 500 list…even then, it’s pushing it. World hunger? Come on. What about eradicating Ugg boots? Those things are hideous. That would be a much more worthwhile cause. Believe me, the world will thank you.</p>

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<p>U have no chance at all ur schools. Although I know what u are I won’t say it on this thread for everyone knows it. The population of MT is 926,865 as of 2004 btw.</p>

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<p>U know who u r. Rn’t u Iwannagoivy’s brother or something? I find a huge resemblance.</p>

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<p>Great job Ivy!!!</p>

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<p>What is an Ugg boot?</p>

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<p>haha. but if you’re serious, then i’ll just say it’s those ■■■■■■■■ snow/winter boots paris hilton and other skanks of that sort wear in 80 degree weather. just google it.</p>

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<p>There’s nothing wrong with Ugg boots. Haters.</p>

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<p>You seem very intelligent, but I must say, I wish you would do something more useful with your life. Why must you dedicate yourself to such selfish pursuits?</p>

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<p>O…K…then…</p>

<p>hmm…are u trying to be 1, cause i have just one word for you</p>

<p>T R O L L !!!</p>

<p>(also acceptable, LIAR)</p>

<p>lol, it did take some ingeniuty to think up of all the impossible things though.</p>

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<p>What?! He’s lying?! Yea right…you’re just jealous.</p>

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<p>yse but only if u are whit</p>

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<p>We need more kids like this in the world!</p>

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<p>idk about harvard…it seems too much of a reach for me…you might wanna try this school the act and requirements seem to fit your profile</p>

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<p>Good chances.</p>

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<p>How come this isn’t on the chances board?</p>

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<p>Ugg boots are worst than a pretty hot day with no deodorant at work… and that’s saying a lot.</p>

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<p>Holy ****, you must be pretty jealous.</p>

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<p>bluealien: It was there before, but I guess a mod moved it.</p>

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<p>This was funny when the first 5 people on ‘my chances’ thread started this.
Now, there’s these loser lame o’s like you everywhere, trying to be funny. but is not.
L Ame</p>

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<p>I think you need to try harder if you want to go to the top Ivies or the other top colleges. Honestly “I scored in the top 2% on the MCAT, LSAT, and GRE.” is not good enough these days…and though proving the existance of God is a significant achievement for mankind, these schools clearly specify in their essay topics that you must make ten of such acievements. </p>

<p>I wish you the best of luck in your college application process for you will need it.</p>