I want to go to Yale!

<p>Hullo CC,</p>

<p>I was born in the UK but moved to New York from the start of my freshman year. I attend Phillips Exeter Academy and now I really want to go Yale. I have legacy that goes back almost 50 years and my family contributed millions into their law facility. I want to study Law at Yale because I know their law school is Number 1.</p>

<p>Here are my stats:
GPA: 4.0 UW
SAT: 2400 (m-800,cr-800,wr-800)
PSAT: 2400, National Merit Scholarship Finalist
Class rank: 1
APs:Art History (5), Biology (5), Calculus AB and BC (5), Chemistry (5), Macro/Micro Economics (5), English Literature (5), European History (5), Environmental Science (5), French Language (5), U.S. Government and Politics (5), Latin Literature (5), Physics B and C (5), Statistics (5), U.S. History (5), World History (5)
SAT 2: French (800), Math 1-2c (800), U.S. History (800), World History (800), Physics (800), Literature (750)</p>

<p>ECs:
-Captain of Rugby, Tennis (Varsity captain starting from Junior year and was ranked 1 in the prep school league, ranked in top 10 nationally), Croquet team.
-President of Mock Trial. Our team was ranked number 1 in the national mock trial competition for 3 consecutive years (we beat our rival team andover)
-President of sophomore, junior, senior class of 2013.
-Student Councel President for 2 years
-President of intracultural society
-First chair for saxaphone,trombone. Our jazz band (me and three other kids) was ranked in top 10 at the National Jazz Competition. I received special distinction for saxaphone.
-Had a special jam session with Stevie Wonder who wanted to help us make album but I wanted to focus on school.
-Helped record soundtrack to Lord of the Rings (worked with Howard Shore), The Holiday (worked wit Hans Zimmer), the new Pirates of the Carribean (worked with Klaus Badelt).
-Dont know if this helps but my parents are very good friends with Barack Obama, I am pretty close with Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Jude Law, Jack Black, Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Elijah Wood, Ian McKellan, Liv Tyler, Viggo Mortensen. While I was on scene recording soundtracks for their movies I met them and got pretty close. By close I mean I can call them without being awkward, plus I got awesome backstage to the Oscars and exclusive parties in New York City.
-Appeared as extra in High School Musical 3, Superbad, and Punk’d.
-In phases of starting my own record label with some friends. Have friend who knows Jay-Z and Lil Wayne who want to use our jazz and mesh with hip hop.</p>

<p>Volunteer:
-extensive volunteering in freshman, sophomore summer for about 2 months each time at the Congo as part of the UN relief team (don’t worry I wasn’t in the middle of the action) and also in Indonesia to help after the horrible tsunami that hit the country. </p>

<p>Internships: I was summer intern at Goldman Sachs in my junior year working extensively with their law department.(Exeter has special program with this company) and this summer I will be interning at GQ magazine and working with the style editor on a special project to shed more light on teen fashion. I know these two things are very different, but I wanted to expose myself to different aspects.</p>

<p>Work: Worked at J.Crew since my freshman year. Awesome recommendations from manager.</p>

<p>Personal Life: Dated Blake Lively for a couple months this year. She plays Serena van der Woodsen in Gossip Girl.</p>

<p>you can chance me if you want.
thank you have a good day.
p.s. if you read through all of this great job, but as most people know thisis bogus! just know that this perfect kid was a figment of my imagination.</p>

<p>Very funny.</p>

<p>Is this a joke…? You need better things to do…</p>

<p>i dont believe any of this BS…the number one ranked student at exeter, the movie extra crap no one would care abt anyway. this is just ■■■■■■■■. </p>

<p>ps you wont get into yale</p>

<p>Look at his other posts please… he’s a college freshman…</p>

<p>Why can’t we kick him out of glorious CC? We need to petition.</p>

<p>Come back in exactly five months’ time with that post, OP.</p>

<p>Lulz. This one was actually funny.</p>

<p>Can you get me Barack’s number? Plzzzz.</p>

<p>well he said at the end that it wasn’t real.</p>

<p>I found it funny though… Some of my favorites…</p>

<p>“President of sophomore, junior, senior class of 2013”</p>

<p>“Helped record soundtrack to Lord of the Rings (worked with Howard Shore), The Holiday (worked wit Hans Zimmer), the new Pirates of the Carribean (worked with Klaus Badelt).” (I wish I did that job…) </p>

<p>“Appeared as extra in High School Musical 3, Superbad, and Punk’d.”</p>

<p>“I got awesome backstage to the Oscars and exclusive parties in New York City.”</p>

<p>Nice job…</p>

<p>Imagine a handwritten rec from Barack Obama himself…</p>

<p>esopteradactyl: duhhhhhhh.</p>