<p>Are you sure you need to be <em>that</em> drastic, Leah?</p>
<p>Lablondie–yeah, strut around in purple-and-black lingerie and combat boots.</p>
<p>Yeah, you’re right. That is a little extreme. I guess I’ll just curl my eyelashes and stick to the safer brown…wouldn’t want to look trashy, because you know what they say about girls who wear brownish-black…</p>
<p>That they got nothin on girls that take the plunge into full black…</p>
<p>I’ve heard that Paris Hilton made her sex tape the day she made the switch.</p>
<p>Maybe you should switch from regular chapstick to tinted chapstick.</p>
<p>The darker the brown, the faster the girl…</p>
<p>But that puts her on the road to lipgloss…</p>
<p>Exactly…</p>
<p>Oh god! Lipgloss??! Pretty soon you’ll want me to rouge my cheeks and wear v-neck t-shirts and shorten my hemlines to just below the ankle…</p>
<p>Lablondie is such a bad influence</p>
<p>Forget hemlines, we’re having you jump right into thongs. The sandals.</p>
<p>I bet her mascara is the blackest of the black…</p>
<p>I bet she wears…</p>
<p>…eyeliner.</p>
<p>Eyeliner? I must admit, that’s too daring, even for me.</p>
<p>I think CC really is a bad influence on me…today I wore a dress that was…dare I say it? STRAPLESS.</p>
<p>Luckily, it was the purest white so as to neutralize the effects of my alluring shoulders…</p>
<p>don’t talk so dirty. just imagining your alluring shoulders gets me all hot and sweaty.</p>