I wish college admissions officers were like Edward Cullen...

<p>I wish college admissions officers could just read your whole mind like Edward Cullen and immediately know if you’re what they’re looking for or not. Haha that would save sooo much time and money. They’d know exactly what kind of person you are, how you think, how you see the world, and what you’re genuinely passionate about, without ever reading an essay or a rec letter or going through a long list of all your EC’s.</p>

<p>That way you don’t have to waste time trying to portray yourself as the “perfect applicant” to maximize your chances of getting in, because they would see right through you and immediately know if they should accept you or not.</p>

<p>It would save everyone so much trouble!!</p>

<p>I wish more people were like Edward Cullen, period. <3</p>

<p>Yeah, I totally wish that people could see right through my plans for world domination.</p>

<p>I just wish I was like Edward Cullen.</p>

<p>You want your admissions officers sabotaging your car and watching you when you sleep?</p>

<p>J/k, but I always thought Edward was super-creepy.</p>