Ideas for Valedictory

<p>I have two weeks left before graduation and I still have not succeeded in coming up with a good enough speech. I am overwhelmed by my classmates two cents but would love to have any of your contributions as well.
So far this is what I have in mind…

  1. The speech has to be concerning the future
  2. I want to make it profound, yet witty and humorous so as to keep the attention of my classmates.
  3. I kind of want to use the Road Not Taken by Robert Frost as a jump off but am not sure which direction to jump in. Any alternate theme ideas are more than welcome.
    Hit me with the intellectual forces of the class of 09 combined ;)</p>

<p>You could read “Oh the Places You’ll Go” by Dr. Seuss. I know that it seems like a bizarre idea, but it gives you the opportunity to mix childhood with the future.</p>

<p>Road Not Taken seems hackneyed to me. Dr. Seuss too, to a lesser extent. But that’s just me :)</p>

<p>One girl at my schools did a Dr. Seuss type thing. She talked about the class in all Dr.Seuss type rhymes. It was GREAT</p>

<p>mercury, road not taken is rather trite and that’s what i’m afraid of. i am trying to get away from all that banal nonsense that shows up in so many valedictories.
I also really like the Dr. Suess ideas. Thank you guys for ur suggestions.</p>

<p>As cool as it sounds, Dr. Suess’s “Oh, the places you’ll go” has been used for many a valedictory. The val at the other school in my district used it, and many other people I know have. It’s still great if done well, but in general it’s difficult to come up with a truly unique, original message. Remember all the people you have to please… your classmates, their parents, your teachers, administration, and of course yourself. If you’re humorous, by all means make it humorous (for everyone). If you’re not, trying to be funny can backfire. Settle on one of the trite messages that valedictories usually embody and just try to package it in a unique way that’s appealing to all. Honestly, you’re not gonna come up with something truly profound, but if you use unique, powerful quotes or anecdotes, poetic language or elegant wording and style, then what you say will come across as profound.</p>

<p>beh, both are a little overused. Dr.Seuss could be fun, actually, but Frost risks coming off as trite/pretentious even if you don’t mean it.</p>

<p>can someone post the “Oh the Places You’ll Go” by Dr. Seuss</p>

<p>{EDIT} JUST FOUND IT</p>

<p>guess I ama bit lazy</p>

<p>Oh, the Places You’ll Go! </p>

<p>Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You’re off to Great Places!
You’re off and away!</p>

<p>You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.
You’re on your own. And you know what you know.
And YOU are the guy who’ll decide where to go.</p>

<p>You’ll look up and down streets. Look 'em over with care.
About some you will say, “I don’t choose to go there.”
With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet,
you’re too smart to go down any not-so-good street.</p>

<p>And you may not find any
you’ll want to go down.
In that case, of course,
you’ll head straight out of town.</p>

<p>It’s opener there
in the wide open air.</p>

<p>Out there things can happen
and frequently do
to people as brainy
and footsy as you.</p>

<p>And when things start to happen,
don’t worry. Don’t stew.
Just go right along.
You’ll start happening too.</p>

<p>OH!
THE PLACES YOU’LL GO! </p>

<p>You’ll be on your way up!
You’ll be seeing great sights!
You’ll join the high fliers
who soar to high heights.</p>

<p>You won’t lag behind, because you’ll have the speed.
You’ll pass the whole gang and you’ll soon take the lead.
Wherever you fly, you’ll be the best of the best.
Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.</p>

<p>Except when you don’ t
Because, sometimes, you won’t.</p>

<p>I’m sorry to say so
but, sadly, it’s true
and Hang-ups
can happen to you.</p>

<p>You can get all hung up
in a prickle-ly perch.
And your gang will fly on.
You’ll be left in a Lurch.</p>

<p>You’ll come down from the Lurch
with an unpleasant bump.
And the chances are, then,
that you’ll be in a Slump.</p>

<p>And when you’re in a Slump,
you’re not in for much fun.
Un-slumping yourself
is not easily done.</p>

<p>You will come to a place where the streets are not marked.
Some windows are lighted. But mostly they’re darked.
A place you could sprain both you elbow and chin!
Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in?
How much can you lose? How much can you win?</p>

<p>And IF you go in, should you turn left or right…
or right-and-three-quarters? Or, maybe, not quite?
Or go around back and sneak in from behind?
Simple it’s not, I’m afraid you will find,
for a mind-maker-upper to make up his mind.</p>

<p>You can get so confused
that you’ll start in to race
down long wiggled roads at a break-necking pace
and grind on for miles across weirdish wild space,
headed, I fear, toward a most useless place.
The Waiting Place…</p>

<p>…for people just waiting.
Waiting for a train to go
or a bus to come, or a plane to go
or the mail to come, or the rain to go
or the phone to ring, or the snow to snow
or waiting around for a Yes or a No
or waiting for their hair to grow.
Everyone is just waiting.</p>

<p>Waiting for the fish to bite
or waiting for wind to fly a kite
or waiting around for Friday night
or waiting, perhaps, for their Uncle Jake
or a pot to boil, or a Better Break
or a sting of pearls, or a pair of pants
or a wig with curls, or Another Chance.
Everyone is just waiting.</p>

<p>NO!
That’s not for you!</p>

<p>Somehow you’ll escape
all that waiting and staying.
You’ll find the bright places
where Boom Bands are playing.</p>

<p>With banner flip-flapping,
once more you’ll ride high!
Ready for anything under the sky.
Ready because you’re that kind of a guy!</p>

<p>Oh, the places you’ll go! There is fun to be done!
There are points to be scored. there are games to be won.
And the magical things you can do with that ball
will make you the winning-est winner of all.
Fame! You’ll be famous as famous can be,
with the whole wide world watching you win on TV.</p>

<p>Except when they don’t.
Because, sometimes, they won’t.</p>

<p>I’m afraid that some times
you’ll play lonely games too.
Games you can’t win
'cause you’ll play against you.</p>

<p>All Alone!
Whether you like it or not,
Alone will be something
you’ll be quite a lot.</p>

<p>And when you’re alone, there’s a very good chance
you’ll meet things that scare you right out of your pants.
There are some, down the road between hither and yon,
that can scare you so much you won’t want to go on.</p>

<p>But on you will go
though the weather be foul
On you will go
though your enemies prowl
On you will go
though the Hakken-Kraks howl
Onward up many
a frightening creek,
though your arms may get sore
and your sneakers may leak.</p>

<p>On and on you will hike
and I know you’ll hike far
and face up to your problems
whatever they are.</p>

<p>You’ll get mixed up, of course,
as you already know.
You’ll get mixed up
with many strange birds as you go.
So be sure when you step.
Step with care and great tact
and remember that Life’s
a Great Balancing Act.
Just never forget to be dexterous and deft.
And never mix up your right foot with your left.</p>

<p>And will you succeed?
Yes! You will, indeed!
(98 and 3 / 4 percent guaranteed.)</p>

<p>KID, YOU’LL MOVE MOUNTAINS!</p>

<p>So…
be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray
or Mordecai Ali Van Allen O’Shea,
you’re off to Great Places!
Today is your day!
Your mountain is waiting.
So…get on your way!</p>

<p>—Dr. Seuss</p>

<p>this is longgggg</p>

<p>people will get sleeping no?</p>

<p>Should you read in a funny way or serious?</p>

<p>Go watch the speakers from other commencement ceremonies. </p>

<p>Harvard’s IvyOrators always have witty, funny, and usually hilarious speeches. </p>

<p>I recomend googling that and watching the stream video they put up.</p>

<p>Does Harvard still have the winner of the oratory contest give a speech in latin?</p>

<p>aaaah, if I can get through my speech without breaking down and crying, I will consider it a success.</p>