If I get a _______, I will...

<p>Just a bit of fun to alleviate some of the stress.</p>

<p>Basically, post a score (good or bad), and what you would do if you got that score to celebrate/lament.</p>

<p>If I get a 2200+, I will be so happy that I won't take the test again.</p>

<p>I'm original!</p>

<p>2150, my dad will buy me a new Xbox Elite. I'm 14 so college stress is a few years away :)</p>

<p>If I got above a 2000, I'll be really happy because then I'll be done with the SAT.</p>

<p>If I get below a 2000, I will cry (in embarrassment).
If I get between a 2000 and a 2390, I will cry (that I did well but wasn't perfect).
If I get a 2400, I will cry (of joy).</p>

<p>If I get a 200, I will know I graduated kindergarten and knew how to spell my name.</p>

<p>If I get a 2300, I will make inappropriate drawings on the ACT I signed up for in September</p>

<p>If I get 600-1500, I'll be depressed for a long time
If I get 1500-1800, I'll not eat for two days
If I get 1800-2000, I'll be really really sad..
If I get 2000-2250, I'll be disappointed
If I get 2250-2390, I'll be ecstatic!
If I get 2400, I'll faint.</p>

<p>Is this your first sitting? What was your last score received?</p>

<p>If I get less than 2150, I'll send myself to my room and play more video games.</p>

<p>If I get a 2400 I will implode in disbelief and then get paranoid because that is obviously impossible for me, so who the heck changed my score??</p>

<p>If I get 2200+ I will be extremely pleased and wake my whole house to inform them. By screaming loudly.</p>

<p>If I get below 2000 I'll go whine to my boyfriend, who will probably think I'm insane and stare at me blankly.</p>

<p>If I get 1500 or anywhere near, I'll go find a cave to live in because I'll never get into the school I want with that, so there's no point.</p>

<p>If I get 600-1500, I'll cut myself
If I get 1500-1800, I'll smirk
If I get 1800-2000, I'll scream with joy
If I get 2000-2250, I'll cry
If I get 2250-2390, I'll cry
If I get 2400, I'll say " Fck you i got a 2400 " to everyone i meet</p>

<p>If I somehow get a 2400 I will experience a feeling of intense superiority and carry it with me for the rest of my life even if I am unsuccessful in my career.</p>

<p>200-1500 Does this mean I'm dumber than I was in eighth grade?
1500-2000 Despondent and Depressed for the entire summer
2000-2100 Depressed for all of July
2100-2200 Okay
2200-2300 I'd be ecstatic
2300-2390 Disappointed that a few questions threw me off.
2400- I would, for the first time in my life, feel like a true asian.</p>

<p>If i get a 2300+ i will be so happy. that would mean no more sats for me :) and no additional stress from sats during junior year.</p>

<p>Psh, you guys are so unoriginal! :P</p>

<p>If I get a 2400, I will run around my neighborhood singing Ke$ha.</p>

<p>If i get 1500 or below i'll be pis sed
if i get 1500-1700 i'll be disappointed
if i get 1700-1900 i wont be surprised
if i get 1900-2000 i'll be pleasantly surprised
if i get 2000-2300 i'll be pretty happy
if i get above 2300 i will freak out and throw a party.</p>

<p>Unoriginal? Ok.</p>

<p>If I get a 2400, I'll snort weed.</p>

<p>If I get an 800 on Lit, I will be happy.</p>

<p>If I got a 2400 I'd die. No, but I'd be happy with a 1800 honestly. I'd cry if I got lower than a 1600</p>