<p>Gilligans Island</p>
<p>Barbara and George H. W. Bush as the Howells
Laura Bush as Maryann
Conde Rice as Ginger
Karl Rove as the Professor
Dick Cheney as the Skipper
and…as Gilligan!</p>
<p>Perhaps you have a sit com you could cast them in?</p>
<p>the office!!</p>
<p>GWB would have made a great Ted Baxter, or Chuckles the Clown, on the Mary Tyler Moore Show.</p>
<p>The entire administration could probably fill in as the group therapy people on the Bob Newhart Show.</p>
<p>i see the godfather, but not nearly as good looking but where loyalty beyond all else matters, and they have their own “special” code of ethics</p>
<p>or 3s company, same story week after week with stupid people</p>
<p>“W” would be a great Ted Baxter. But, I think the more appropriate role for “W” might be Jim Ignatowski from Taxi, with Cheney playing Louie DePalma. I guess Harriet Miers could be Nardo.</p>
<p>How 'bout George as JR Ewing, Laura as Suellen, Barbara as Miss Ellie, George Sr. as Jock. Jenna as Lucy, Jeb as Bobby, Carl Rove as Ray Krebs. John Kerry could be Clifff Barnes.</p>
<p>This is obvious: Father Knows Best</p>
<p>Featuring GWB as “the Beaver”…</p>
<p>and rove as eddy haskle, or would that be cheney, now wait delay, no frist</p>
<p>The funniest part of this sitcom charade, is that all the members of the “smart party” would still need Cliff’s notes to understand the plot, just as they did for Gilligans’ Island and Three’s Company.</p>
<p>Rather than the cast, the “plot” for this administration’s show would be interesting to consider. It has about as much reason to it as h.r. pufnstuf, but it more seemingly flows from The Twilight Zone. Then again, “W” in Wonderland has a ring to it-a policy to paint the roses red would not come as unexpected. I suppose Silver Spoons might be the best working title-it certainly wouldn’t be Good Times.</p>
<p>If we went to movies and we could put our affection for these characters aside:</p>
<p>Cowardly lion : Cheney
Wizard: Karl Rove
I want to put Bush in the role of Tin Man, but he looks so cute in those flying monkey costumes.</p>
<p>If most of those commenting on this thread were in a movie, what movie would it be? How about that Bill Murray movie Groundhog Day? Every day when you wake up he’s still our President. </p>
<p>Another Groundhog Day begins in less than two hours on the East coast. Since tomorrow is Saturday you might want to sleep in…but when you wake…he’ll still be our President…two years and four more months of Groundhog Day.</p>
<p>I get it, everytime I turn on the computer you have posted a Groundhog movie story. Its the same thing over and over again.</p>
<p>You might also enjoy Bill Murray’s Caddy Shack…keeping with the posts, I would compare the groundskeepers attack on the groundhog to Bush’s oil war in Iraq…a disaster.</p>
<p>Really, this thread is just a light hearted romp through television and movies…as played by the Bush Whitehouse.</p>
<p>Can’t you picture the sun setting, the orange and red sky behind him and Dick Cheney as Scarlet O’Hare, standing outside the white house saying, as God is my witness, I’ll never go hungry again.</p>
<p>Lighten up, go start a funny thread about Kerry, I’ll write something funny there for you, word bird!</p>
<p>George Sr as Jed Clampett
Babs as Granny
GW as Jethro
Ann Coulter as Ellie Mae
Condi as Miss Hathaway</p>
<p>Or GWB as Sluggo,
and the rest of the country as Mr Bill:</p>
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<p>If the white house were cast as a sit com…
It was! It was called “thats my bush” and ran on comedy central. </p>
<p>;)</p>
<p>Son of Blues Brothers movie…Elwood Blues (Dick Cheney) and Jake Blues’ son, Jake junior (GW) are on a mission from God to put the old band back together. First they locate the old lead horn (Rumsfeld) and the rest is mad cap antics one after another.</p>
<p>Forget about making it a sit com, just change the name and call it “Washington, D.C. LIVE!” The stuff that’s been going on in D.C. is more outrageous than anything “Saturday Night Live” ever came up with. Then again, the SNL skits are occasionally believable, whereas the goings-on in D.C. are pushing the bounds of reality.</p>
<p>How about George, Dick & Karl as “The Three Stooges”?</p>