If you can fit your political opinions on a bumber sticker

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<p>then you are probably a dumbass</p>

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<p>Generalizations suck.</p>

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<p>What’s a bumber sticker? Haha…</p>

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<p>I THINK THEREFORE I AM NOT A DEMOCRAT</p>

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<p>…that was unnecessary.</p>

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<p>I think therefore I don’t post like gumball</p>

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<p>“Generalizations suck.”</p>

<p>haha. do ALL generalizations suck?</p>

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<p>The cars with the most bumper stickers are usually ****ty and owned by hippies. This is not a generalization, but it is anecdotal evidence.</p>

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<p>Well I mean, if you post “Dubya 04” or “Kerry 04” how does that make you a dumbass? If what gumball says is true, then punching out a chad on a piece of paper with a candidate’s name on it is worthless generalizing also…wait no that’s called voting, a democratic right</p>

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<p>I can fit my political opinions on a darwinfish…</p>

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<p>if you cant spell bumper sticker, you are a dumbass</p>

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<p>I don’t know how politcal this is but it sure is a bumper sticker and with cheney and all…</p>

<p>IF IT’S TOURIST SEASON,
WHY CAN’T WE SHOOT 'EM?</p>

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<p>If you can’t see similarities between small items generally posted on backs of cars, then I can’t help you :P</p>

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<p>“My dumb son knocked up your smart daughter.”
“My child doesn’t need a bumper sticker celebrating his/her minor academic achievements to boast his/her self-esteem.”
“poverty sucks.” <only if i were to have a nice car
“learn to yield dumbass.” < on the right corner of bumper
“get off your cell phone you ****ing idiot.”</p>

<p>having said all of that, i would never put a bumper sticker on my car.</p>

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<p>I have one of those “W, the president” stickers on the back of mine…although I am seriously contemplating taking it off. A lacrosse sticker, a DU sticker, my college, and a sticker of this ranch I went to last summer</p>

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<p>I saw a pretty funny bumper sticker the other day:</p>

<p>“Annoy a liberal. Work hard and be happy.”</p>

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<p>“The Cafeteria is Now Closed!” +B16+</p>

<p>A fellow orthodox Catholic friend of mine actually has this on his truck. A good way to stick it to liberal Catholics. (For those not in-the-know, it refers to the religious orthodoxy of Pope Benedict XVI and how liberal or “cafeteria” Catholics are in for a rough ride with his papacy.)</p>

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<p>“Learn econ, n00bs.”
“Foreign policy is complicated.”</p>

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<p>“I can’t vote so you guys figure it out and tell me when you are done, k? thx”</p>

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<p>“f*** it all dude, let’s party!”</p>