<p>I would be Charlie Epps from Numb3rs</p>
<p>Adrian Monk of course!</p>
<p>Tony Stark</p>
<p>The academics of Steve Urkel, Jerry Seinfeld to do the interviews, Frasier Crane to write the essays, and ECs…?</p>
<p>Blair Waldorf, from Gossip Girl…minus the unrealistic part that she got waitlisted at Yale before she got in.</p>
<p>Actually I’d just like to BE Blair Waldorf</p>
<p>Sheldon Copper- Big Bang Theory</p>
<p>House from ‘House’
I’d limp into my interview, drugs in hand, and make them bow to my BRILLIANCE!
Every college would have no choice but to except me.</p>
<p>Anderson Cooper, mannnnnnnnnn! haha… Yale and Vanderbilt are guarantees.</p>
<p>dr zoidberg</p>
<p>Tony Stark, seconded.</p>
<p>Charles Xavier.</p>
<p>I wouldn’t even need to fill out the applications.</p>
<p>Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle</p>
<p>Either Adrian Monk or House</p>
<p>But I think Sean from Psych could write a freakin hillarious essay.</p>
<p>Shawn Spencer from Psych (Actually Gus wouldn’t be that bad either, he did get into that fancy private school)</p>
<p>kirtip, Shawn would be great in the interviews too :)</p>
<p>Spencer Reid from Criminal minds.</p>
<p>I’m suprised no one has picked Rory Gilmore, didnt she get in to HYP?</p>
<p>Hannah Montana.
/note sarcasm/.</p>
<p>Linn, you beat me to it.
I would so be Rory Gilmore (:</p>
<p>Don Draper.</p>
<p>This thread could only exist on CC.</p>
<p>Tony Stark, thirded.</p>
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<p>i lol’d at this</p>
<p>also, i like to think cosmo kramer would tear it up on the uchicago essays</p>
<p>homer simpson, epic phail :)</p>