If you do unpaid research at a university, do you count as university faculty?

<p>e.g. you get a university card and possibly some privileges associated with university employees.</p>

<p>No…</p>

<p>Lmao…</p>

<p>Not even on Alpha Centauri. Sorry.</p>

<p>If you fall inside a toilet, does that make you a piece of poop?</p>

<p>^ Yes. Yes it does.</p>