If you get into Stanford...

Colleges & Universities Stanford University
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<p>What is the first thing you will do if you get into Stanford? </p>

<p>For me, I will:

  1. Jump on my bed for two hours and tear the mattress to bits
  2. Cook a banquet for my family (and burn all the food in the process)
  3. Run down the hall shouting “YES!! YES!! YES!! I GOT INTO STANFORD” and knock over the principal
  4. Call everyone in the phonebook Abel: “I got into Stanford” Abernathy “Guess what?” Abley “Yes, yes, yes!”</p>
2

<p>The first thing I’d do would be to return their letter saying “YES I WANT TO ATTEND STANFORD.”</p>

3

<p>just up and down screaming then realize it was probably my friends who just punk’d me. if not, continue screaming then go streaking</p>

4

<p>You guys will probably be in so much shock that you wont do anything. What if they run out of rejection envelopes and they start sending the rejection letters in the “Congradulations” envelopes?</p>

5

<p>If the EA letters come on Friday, December 9th, then I’ll just be getting out of my CC differential equations class when the mail arrives at my house. Just as class ends, I’ll probably call my mom or brother to see what the news is (???). If it’s good, my math teacher will likely, by default, be the first to find out (he’s a Berkeley alum, hehe). Then I’ll call my dad as I jump up and down, and then I’ll just run around my school’s science and math building leaping, smiling, and telling the good news to everyone in my path!</p>

<p>If the news isn’t good, I’ll just retreat to the library.</p>

6

<p>I’ll kill myself out of sheer joy. And then I’ll realize that that was a stupid thing to do seeing as I won’t be able to attend Stanford anymore. And then I’ll just float around as a ghost telling people that I got into Stanford. Whoohoo!!!</p>