<p>Please respond promptly I’m indebted if you do. Thank you</p>
<p>I feel my college essay is a total pile of indulgent nonsense and would be greatly indebted to any kind soul who can help me tweak my essay and make it better. 
My essay is due REALLY soon. Thanks to all who are willing to help me I greatly appreciate it Please if you do accept , can you tell me when you are willing to read it. Thanks again :)</p>
<p>PS: Clamfarts :p</p>