If you were to run a college.......what would you do?

<p>So I’m guessing most people here have kids that are either currently in the admissions process, attending college right now, or have graduated from college.</p>

<p>If we made you president of the college today, what would be some of the things that you would change or what would you keep? What would you do differently? (If any)</p>

<p>I was gonna post this in the college life forum but I figured I’d get some pretty stupid responses haha</p>

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<li><p>Have non-computer geniuses approve the website to ensure it was simple, thorough, and intuitive.</p></li>
<li><p>Ensure the college name was unique, melodious, and short enough to fit nicely on a t-shirt.</p></li>
<li><p>Ensure that the campus buildings and roads were clearly marked, and maps posted, so visitors would have an easy time getting around.</p></li>
<li><p>Single-sex bathrooms. You’ll have plenty of time for intramural co-ed bathroom battles once you get married an/or have kids.</p></li>
<li><p>At least one 24-hour library and 24-hour eatery.</p></li>
<li><p>School colors that are attractive…no brown and white (Lehigh) or maroon and orange (VaTech).</p></li>
<li><p>Good security and pet control to keep on-campus crime and dog crap to a minimum.</p></li>
<li><p>All buildings and outside areas spotless.</p></li>
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<p>Merit scholarships</p>

<p>My only suggestion at this point is this:</p>

<p>No smoking anywhere oncampus</p>