<p>anyone has roommate/dorm horror stories to share???
or it can be any sort of interesting stories.</p>
<p>i’m juss curious;)</p>
<p>Yeah, I had to live with Jack Bauer for one year while he was getting his master’s degree at Berkeley: </p>
<p><a href=“http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Bauer[/url]”>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Bauer</a></p>
<p>He kept accusing me of being a spy and he broke my fingers on several different occasions. Every morning he’d wake up really early and announce in a loud voice: “this is going to be the longest day of my life” or “previously, on 24…” Real annoying guy. And one semester he had a camera crew follow him around for 24 hours before his first final exam, and he killed 4 profs, 11 TAs, 43 classmates, and 2,676 Stanfurdians during that time. </p>
<p>Hope you have a better roommate than I did.</p>
<p>I’ll say this much: I don’t get why ultra, ultra, ultra-conservative, sexist, religious people go to Berkeley.</p>
<p>Lol, you’re hilarious abc! That’s my favorite show</p>
<p>Because religious, ultra-conservative, sexist people balance out the legions of equally intolerant, self-righteous hippies? </p>
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<p>As for horror story? Do I have one for you…</p>
<p>My first year, I lived in Clark Kerr. I had two roommates who were filthy, disgusting, and noisy.</p>
<p>Here is the short of it:
They would blasted loud music until 2-3 in the morning, would barge in while I was sleeping, drunk as **** and basically screaming, left rotting food all over the place and being completely disrespectful to me… this is what I got for signing up for quiet, slightly messy roommates apparently. Messy to me is papers on the desk and clothes in the corner and the bed not made everyday. I tried to change rooms and complained to the RAs, but they didn’t do anything. Told me I had to respect my roommates and their ‘cultural’ differences. Worst part of it, one of them was an absolute counterstrike addict and I would be sleeping and it would be… oh, three, maybe FOUR in the morning and all of a sudden, I’d hear… “F—, f—, MOTHER ****ER!” and a hand slamming on the table, very loudly, if he got killed. The other seemed to be able to sleep through it just fine, but I’m a light sleeper. Sucks to be me. 
Made me hate my first year at Berkeley.</p>
<p>geez that’s awful. a friend of mine had a roommate who yelled random mandarin curse words very loudly between the hours of 2-5 am. the RA was able to help her out.</p>
<p>abcdefgclass-that’s hilarious///lol</p>
<p>and andrewtdx-that reallly really suckss. hope that doesnt happen to me :(</p>
<p>oh yea. my little brother tends to sleepwalk once in a while and freak me out… he tried to pee on in front of my door once… lol well, i guess he doesn’t count since he’s not my roommate…lol
and my sister shouts stuff once in a while and freaks me out too… last time she was like “TURN OFF THE DAMN TV!!!” and nobody was awake(i was lying down on my bed trying to sleep).
and i think this thing runs in my family… cuz once i found myself waking up at my sister’s room… that was kinda freaky lol. but don’t worry my future roommate… that only happened to me once:D</p>
<p>haha. those counterstrike addicts.</p>
<p>~65% my floor went Greek, go us!! Arguably the highest percentage of any high-rise floor…</p>
<p>well 67% of my suite went greek, take that</p>
<p>30 people total on the floor, take that!</p>
<p>I’m scared I’m gonna end up with the *<strong><em>tiest of *</em></strong>ty roommates. :(</p>
<p>I wish they had more options to “choose” the best roommate on that housing application. Did I make a mistake when I put that I’m more here for socializing than studying? Ugh. I think I should SERIOUSLY email housing back and say I screwed up on that part…haha. I’m not joking. I want to socialize and meet people but I really am here to study for the most part.</p>
<p>Am I being irrational, outrageous right now?</p>
<p>the roommate thing is all about luck. worst case scenario you just spend very little time in your room. you’ll meet plenty of other people elsewhere</p>
<p>oh and touche, unlimitedx</p>