I'm in College and I Have No Friends

You’re a freshman. You’ve got like 3.9 years left of college. You’ve got plenty of time. Get involved with something, because there is SOMETHING you enjoy doing and your school probably has a group for it. Hang around the dorm if you have a lounge, talk to people there. Just go do something.

I’m not trying to sound mean here, but if you think 99% of the people annoy you, then I think it’s more an issue with you than them. You need to be more open to different types of people if literally almost everyone on campus annoys you.