<p>I’m extremely boring and I never have anything to talk about. Nothing catches my interest enough to have an entire conversation about it.</p>
<p>That’s probably why I only have acquaintances and have never been in a meaningful relationship.</p>
<p>cool story, bro</p>
<p>that’s not the reason…</p>
<p>(playing the worlds smallest violin)</p>
<p>Wow you people are so insensitive. This guy is obviously in pain.</p>
<p>Back on topic. As I see it, you have three choices:</p>
<p>1) commence heavy drug abuse, preferably cocaine. Why cocaine? It will make you more talkative and, as you sink deeper into psychosis, you’ll say more interesting/insane things, making you a popular topic of conversation. You will also get more attention from women. Proof you ask? Two words: Charlie Sheen.</p>
<p>2) Save up money until you can afford an expedition to Mount Everest. Climb it. This is not very difficult these days as the mountain has been heavily commercialized in recent years: nearly anyone can climb it with a little effort and the help of your trusty tour company. When you return you will have something to talk about that will make you seem more interesting than you are and will get you laid. Proof? Come on, everyone knows Edmund Hillary got MAD ■■■■■.</p>
<p>3) Go to clown school. Again, this will get you laid. At least I think so; I don’t actually have empirical evidence for this one.</p>
<p>That’s all I’ve got so if none of these work you’re pretty much hopeless.</p>
<p>You should probably go back to watching porn and making xtranormal videos</p>
<p>I was being a ■■■■■■. Don’t mind me.</p>
<p>Move along. Thread over lol.</p>