im not sure where to post this

<p>Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning</p>

<p>First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's bad to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.</p>

<p>Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 15 or 16 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.</p>

<p>I don't want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that my sister made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so beautiful that I watched it twice. Probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy stuff went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).</p>

<p>Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.</p>

<p>My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just drool all over her. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly.</p>

<p>After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.</p>

<p>Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.</p>

<p>My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was messed up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.</p>

<p>Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.</p>

<p>A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised.</p>

<p>But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father.</p>

<p>I don't get it...</p>

<p>wow. this is like Absalom, Absalom, except less confusing I guess.</p>

<p>pretty crzay story. idk what I should say haha</p>

<p>-you def should have posted this here btw</p>


<p>I GET IT.</p>


<p>(It's Luke Skywalker writing the note... the sister is Leia and the other guy is Han Solo)</p>

<p>You are clever.</p>

<p>^omg you're right lol I took this seriously lol</p>

<p>I'm tired. it's not my fault</p>

<p>OMG, that made me LOL.</p>

<p>LMAO. Kudos to fuzzleshnops for getting it first.</p>



<p>this is how my sis looks in her hot bikini btw
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<p>Lulz, I've seen this before (on CC). Unfortunately someone took it seriously and reported it last time.</p>

<p>Hahaha, I started catching on when you said "my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my sister."</p>

<p>The ending lol. "...when I told her Darth Vader was our father."</p>

<p>STILL don't get it......</p>

<p>^Neither do I...</p>

<p>^^,^Have you watched Star Wars (the original series - New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi)?
Or do you just not think its funny?</p>

<p>^ Yeah, like 10 years ago...</p>

<p>..and no, I don't get the joke at all hahah</p>

<p>Rofl, I actually took you seriously at the beginning... then in the middle of the story I went, "This guy is a troll or something man," then I saw the last sentence and I LOLed.</p>


<p>Oh I see, that may be the problem. Yea a long time ago...hmm.</p>

<p>OP is writing this from Luke's POV. For example, the "video that my sister made of herself" is the hologram thing that Leia sends to Obi Wan in R2D2.
Hang on, Cody, are you trolling me?</p>

<p>It's STAR WARS! An American classic! How do you not at least remember the plot of it?</p>

<p>I haven't watched Star Wars in years and this made sense to me.</p>

<p>The ending is SO OBVIOUS.</p>

<p>...maybe it's because I'm a humanities major. :P</p>