<p>…for someone to read my common app essay. Please? I’m so frustrated with it. I really don’t know what to do with it. It’s a collection of anecdotes kinda depicting my life and I think it feels ridiculously strained but I already restarted this twice, so I refuse to start again. Also, I’m currently cursing myself for sleeping through grammar classes. But I just really need ANY guidance. If you told me to include a power ranger in somewhere, I probably would. </p>
<p>It’s entitled, 'Falling Doesn’t Hurt."</p>
<p>I’ll give you my goldfish named Herb if you read it. </p>
<p>No '09ers please.</p>