I'm trying to be funny...

Chance Me / Match Me
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<p>Chance me!!! :-D</p>

<p>Ethnicity: White dood
School: Public, sends few grads to top schools</p>

<p>GPA: 2.4 (I know, I’m an overachiever. I passed almost every class with at least a D. In fact, I have gotten 2 C’s and 1 B-! :D)
SAT: 900/2400 (Damn this is just average. May retake to get a high score, maybe 1100/2400)
ACT: 12 (Not planning on retaking)
Rank: Top 95%
No AP’s or IB’s because I don’t want colleges to think I’m a nerd.</p>

<p>EC’s:
Drinking
Smoking weed (spend the most time on this, will probably write my essay on how this has changed my life)
Masturbating</p>

<p>Volunteer/work experience
I sell drugs and I get almost 500 dollars a week
I voluntarily give new drug users free weed for the first few days</p>

<p>I have no in school activities, they are for squares.</p>

<p>My essay should be great, my smart 8 year old brother has given me training on this.
My recs should be pretty good, also.
I will get one from my drug supplier, worker at an adult toy store, and a homeless man (in exchange for drugs, of course)</p>

<p>Chance me for:
ITT Tech
CDI College
University Of Phoenix
D’Youville College
Erie Community College
Bryant and Stratton College</p>

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<p>that’s actually not funny…</p>

<p>its a good thing you put that as your title :D</p>

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<p>Yea, that really isn’t very funny, I think you’d have better luck with the over the top ironic chance threads.</p>

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<p>rats
i was just trying to amuse people
oh well can’t blame a guy for trying :P</p>

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<p>atleast you tried…</p>

<p>its the trying that counts :p</p>

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<p>lol i cracked up reading this… this kid’s funny</p>

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<p>haha i found some parts funny…</p>

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<p>Haha apply to harvard and maybe you’ll get in you never know lol :p</p>

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<p>This thread is funny
once i saw the 2.4 GPA I bursted out laughing</p>

<p>Apply to University of Pennsylvania Wharton They’ll take you</p>

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<p>great shot at itt tech</p>

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<p>booooooooooooo…get off the stage you dork.</p>

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<p>:(
ten character</p>